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He may be grounded

I know it's not my story, but pyrric's, but he asked me to post this since he is too drunk too.
Pyrrhic: scarface Pyrrhic: i need you to do me a favor Pyrrhic: im drunk off my assd right now and my mom foun ii Pyrrhic: out Pyrrhic: im so scared bro $carface: hahaha $carface: how old are you? Pyrrhic: in 16 $carface: ah $carface: what do you need me to do? Pyrrhic: my mom fond out Pyrrhic: idk Pyrrhic: i mihgt not be on fpsb for a bit Pyrrhic: idk Pyrrhic: my mom never set anyhing Pyrrhic: she was really realy mad $carface: so what should i do? Pyrrhic: idk what shoukd i do $carface: sober up for one Pyrrhic: im so nervous Pyrrhic: my summer is fucked $carface: hopefuly not Pyrrhic: im not crying, but i feel like it Pyrrhic: scarfaceeee Pyrrhic: jack daneiels or w/e ficls me u Pyrrhic: up* Pyrrhic: i cant even walk $carface: wow Pyrrhic: my mom hates me now $carface: drink some water Pyrrhic: i cant walk to gettt some $carface: crawl my man $carface: your gonna be soooo hung over Pyrrhic: post this shit on fpsb and say i might not be on for a bit. Tell evyerone that I love them and that I'll mis them. Post this convo. I might not be on for a very long time. This is the furs time my my mom has seen me drunk. I cant feel my feet Pyrrhic: i realy regret this Pyrrhic: im fucking stupid scr Pyrrhic: im stupdi Pyrrhic: i cant even type Pyrrhic: my mom hates me $carface: she will always love you man $carface: all moms do Pyrrhic: i cant fucking feel anyhing Pyrrhic: post this shit on fpsb Pyrrhic: im srious $carface: i will Pyrrhic: i tried typng a thread but i cant Pyrrhic: im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking dnerovus $carface: dont worry man Pyrrhic: im scared shittless $carface: you need to sober up Pyrrhic: im not crying, but i almst cant Pyrrhic: an* Pyrrhic: can* Pyrrhic: my cad just imed me Pyrrhic: hes like im dissaponted n you $carface: that sucks man $carface: i wish i could help you somehow Pyrrhic: some friends just storpped by Pyrrhic: they askedf how bad i was $carface: what happened
He's tripping out right now and most likely will get grounded pretty severly. I wish I could help him somehow, it first it was funny, then I started to feel bad. I hope he is allowed to post and whatnot.
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    I like Pyrrhic and all, but seriously, that's some funny shit. It's like reading a chat between you and a 12 year old girl. Just tell him to "man the fuck up". The rest will work itself out.
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    I feel bad for him, even though I don't know him at all. Hopefully forgiveness is on the way.
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    Poor guy, hopefully the punishment isn't too long.
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    Ahahahahahaha Pyrrhic: im fucking stupid scr Pyrrhic: im stupdi
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    You can't blame him for his crap spelling. He was drunk.
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    Eh his parents won't do anything.
    [23:50] Pyrrhic: tell fpsb i said goodbye and that I love them. I'll miss them allll. I love graphic design and that shit. I can'tb e,ive i did this crap. I'lll miss yo all john
    needed throw that in. Now he's talking about killing himself
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    Posted by [$carface] You can't blame him for his crap spelling. He was drunk.
    I'm not, I'm just saying that it's hilarious.
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    Aye; he doesn't know what he's saying. Whoever can talk to him talk him out of suicide. I've had to go through this stuff with people before; the best thing is to talk about why it's a bad idea; then go onto another subject. Although that may not work with someone who is drunk out of their mind; this is why I don't drink. I feel really sorry for him.
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    Posted by Uber-Zeo
    Posted by [$carface] You can't blame him for his crap spelling. He was drunk.
    I'm not, I'm just saying that it's hilarious.
    Don't be an @$$ .
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    Why did he mention graphic design?!
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    Hey guys, this is not a joke. I'm trying my best so I don't get my comment level down. I'll miss you all. I'm trying to sober up. My mom hates me, my dad is disappointed. My summer is basically over. Hell my life is basically over. My dad said he is going to find out who got me drunk. I love you guys, this site has been awesome. I'll never forget you and I'll always love it. I've been typing this for over twenty minutes.
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    He's not responding to me anymore...
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    Posted by swamp56
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    Posted by [$carface] You can't blame him for his crap spelling. He was drunk.
    I'm not, I'm just saying that it's hilarious.
    Don't be an @$$ .
    Don't be an at dollar sign dollar sign?
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    My summer and life is basically over guys. I don't know what to do right now. I'm trying my hardest to type straight.
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    For starters, stop being so melodramatic. You came home drunk, not covered in a dead hooker's blood. It's part of life (seriously, who hasn't this happened to?). Learn from it and move on.
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    Posted by Pyrrhic My summer and life is basically over guys. I don't know what to do right now. I'm trying my hardest to type straight.
    Your life isn't over because you made one mistake.
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    My summer and life is basically over guys. I don't know what to do right now. I'm trying my hardest to type straight.
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    Last time I got drunk, I woke up with a broken arm. Apparently I wanted to go for a walk in the snow... Anyways, yeah, that sucks man, I hope all works out, you should be fine after a while.
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    Ha, Jack D., huh? Try some Wild Turkey 101 proof or Everclear, that shit will knock you off your feet. Thank God I live in the south, here in Texas we have pasture parties, and for those of you who don't know what that is, the best I can say is go watch that video of "Hillbilly Deluxe" and you might get the idea... Only been caught once, drinking.
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    Alright pyrrhic say you were peer pressured.
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    Now how did that post get below mine? Odd.
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    Posted by Uber-Zeo Don't be an at dollar sign dollar sign?
    Don't be a smartass.
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    Posted by Uber-Zeo Now how did that post get below mine? Odd.
    (He posted it twice. I was confused for a second too.)
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    He probably hit refresh. It's not a big deal.
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    Sorry for the double post.
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    Pyrrhic tell your parents you were peer pressured....
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    Oh man, my mom walked in when I was drinking a couple times, she was like you better not go out and drink, I was with my big bro and it was 6am so I guess my mom didn't care much. Pyrrhic I hope everything will work out for you. The best to do now if you see this comment is to drink a giant amount of water or you'll get dehyrated in the morning and get a hung over. Hung over = dehydrated brain tissue causing the headache.
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    I've been telling him to drink lots of water.
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    I'll go get a bottle of water right now. Hopefully my spelling is alright. I'm sorry for all of this guys.
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    Why are you sorry :S ? Things like this happened; as I just told you "It's just a bump in the road" . I hope everything goes fine :) .
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    I don't know. My dad is trying to cool me down, as if everyone is on Xfire. I'm really over reacting. I'm kind of getting depressed right now and feel like running away. My summer is done and so is my friendship.
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    Posted by Pyrrhic I don't know. My dad is trying to cool me down, as if everyone is on Xfire. I'm really over reacting. I'm kind of getting depressed right now and feel like running away. My summer is done and so is my friendship.
    Oh cut with the mellow dramatic bullshit already... You got drunk, got caught, deal with the consequences, I swear, I've been got before, sure it was bad, but hell I didn't act like you.
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    I know I'm over reacting. I really don't know why.
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    Tell the dude to sober up. Drink lots of water.
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    I tried getting a bottle of water but I can't. I'll try again in a few seconds. Tomorrow this will all probably be a blur.
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    Posted by Pyrrhic I know I'm over reacting. I really don't know why.
    You're probably nervous. If this is your first time really getting in trouble for being drunk, my guess is you don't know what to do, and everything is flying so fast.
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    Posted by rent-a-retard
    Posted by Pyrrhic I know I'm over reacting. I really don't know why.
    You're probably nervous. If this is your first time really getting in trouble for being drunk, my guess is you don't know what to do, and everything is flying so fast.
    You are so right! This is the first time I've been this drunk. Usually I'm just a little drunk and then I cool off. This time I'm bombed off my ass and don't know what to do.
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    I'll put this thread link in your dropbox so you can see it when you're not drunk in case you forget this :S .
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    I'm 16, and my parents don't seem to care when I drink...could it be that I'm Canadian?
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    No......Canadians are the people I least expect to drink, except whiskey, yall make some damn fine whiskey.
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    I don't think that it has to do with a nationality thing; I'm Irish (the famous drinkers) and my dad would care if I drank. I think this has to do with what your parents think is right. For example; my dad is very old fashioned, so that's why he would be upset.
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    Well, I suppose, mind you I don't drink often.
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    Posted by swamp56 I don't think that it has to do with a nationality thing; I'm Irish (the famous drinkers) and my dad would care if I drank. I think this has to do with what your parents think is right. For example; my dad is very old fashioned, so that's why he would be upset.
    Bam right there, I'm Irish aswell. My mom doesn't care, but my father does. I'm Irish, German, Scottish, and Cherokee Indian, I'm perfect for Texas, alcohol and gambling, what more do you need?
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    I'm hand writing a letter to my mom right now.
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    Bam right there, I'm Irish aswell. My mom doesn't care, but my father does. I'm Irish, German, Scottish, and Cherokee Indian, I'm perfect for Texas, alcohol and gambling, what more do you need?
    Lol, I'm mostly Irish (75%, I can trace my family back to the old country; Mallow, Country Cork, Ireland :D), although I don't drink :O . Nice way to beat stereotypes :) .
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    Why are you all talking about ethnicity?
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    The thread kind of drifted a little .
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    Good Luck (that's a "half glass full" smiley) !
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    Don't joke around right now please.
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