This weapon is designed to accomplish two things:
1. It has a permanent silencer, therefore the user is "teh l337 0wnz4r"
2. It requires you to reload before you can do any amount of damage that could almost
Most people who use these guns eventually give up on life and begin writhing on the ground at the start of each round:
1. To save the rest of the players time
2. Because the game won't stop telling them, you've died 86...87 rounds in a row.
This weapon can also be used as a drill, a bong, a cigar, and an 'edgy' addition as a clothing accessory.
(Interesting note: Once you've died 100 rounds in a row the computer will spit acid in your face and say "3y3 0wnz4r u n00b")
I pity the fool who hasn't mastered teh 1337 TMP.
The defusal kit is only for the Retards who don't actually know how to get some scissors and cut the brown wire (or is it the red one? or the blue? green? yellow? DAMMIT I GIVE UP).
I lol'ed. Hard.
What if your colour blind?
Counter-strike is an online simulation terrorism that is used by radicalised Muslims with internet access to practice in a virtual world acts of terrorism such as bombing and hostage taking.
~ Dick Cheney on friendly fire being "on"
If you really want to be 1337, start the round with only 1 round in your deagle, camp and wait for the enemies to gang up on you - then - shoot yourself; aim for your legs if you can't feel your head - try to shoot your "Achilles weakspot", and if it doesn't work be sure to pre-configure this line into your config.cfg:
bind +mouse1 say "TELEPORT ERROR!; kill; wait; Good to be back on the mothership,
but where's Data?;