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I'm bored and an idea for this thread just popped into my head. Basically, post what you consider to be your funniest moment in Counter-Strike. I guess I'll start us off with a little story of the Bot's radio chatter. 3v3 in dust with 5 bots. My team killed 2/3 of the Terrorist bots and right after one of my bots says the traditional "One guy left" phrase, the other bot on my team just screams out "There's too many of them!!" like he's having a mental breakdown.

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    I win.
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    Those bots are dumb sum times.

    In fact, sometimes they hear things from 2 miles away. "I hear something!" My ass.
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    it's pronounced "ham-saur
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    How was that funny? (zeo)
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    gingerbread + ninja =
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    I was on Nipper's server playing Ahhh_b2 when Nipper changed the Pushscale to negative. We were all shooting the big blocks and having them fly back at us. We got M249s and the blocks were flying everywhere! It was a great night.

    Uber-Zero, I don't get how that video is funny.
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  • 11y
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    This was in CZ. I made a game with 31 bots on de_dust and set them to use knives only. So we started and all the CT's rushed mid and the T's were there. One T went forward then five CT's surrounded him and knifed him to death while all of the other T's just stood there. LoL.
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    Posted by ninjabread

    How was that funny? (zeo)

    Because they were clueless and they kept trying to shoot me with messed up binds that killed theirself. ;D
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    Posted by Uber-Zeo

    Posted by ninjabread

    How was that funny? (zeo)

    Because they were clueless and they kept trying to shoot me with messed up binds that killed theirself. ;D


    hilarious... :|
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    My funniest moment is when i was playing in a blood_assault server in css and i got awped straight away. So they i typed retry in console and came back in, but my whole team was dead, and i just has a glock, and there was 4 people on their team. I managed to kill their whole team with the glock because they were all weakened from the fight, straight after doing this i got kicked:(
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    Posted by shadow_raven

    My funniest moment is when i was playing in a blood_assault server in css and i got awped straight away. So they i typed retry in console and came back in, but my whole team was dead, and i just has a glock, and there was 4 people on their team. I managed to kill their whole team with the glock because they were all weakened from the fight, straight after doing this i got kicked:(

    That's always fun 0.o I <3 getting kicked/banned for things like that.
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    My funniest moment was when i was at my friends house

    i just discovered voiceloopback
    so we had some fun mic spamming shit
    it was hilarious and we got banned from alot of servers
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    I got 2 flash grenade kills in one game, on the same guy, and it wasn't a fake either. xD
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    Posted by KnFC

    I got 2 flash grenade kills in one game, on the same guy, and it wasn't a fake either. xD

    I'll bet that he was thrilled about that lmao
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    Well i have one that isnt really funny but was heeellllaaaa tight, so i have a fuckin usp with no ammo cuz i joined late and was shootin an afk teammate but there was no ff, lol yea im one of those retards. and i run off into the map with my knife and a nade i picked up, i get myself pinned down in b behind boxes by the 2 remaining guys, i see an i throw the nade, an awp gets blown into my hands and i kill both of them with one shot... lol.
    BRARARARWRRR
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    I feel the funniest thing on css is when kids start abusing you on a microphone, even tho they sound like a gerbil on helium. they soon shut up when you ask if they are a girl lol
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    I had some funny moment today..

    We had a pcw [mid+] and we normally do 2v2's, but we asked another to join us. Then, some ko3 script said knife, drop or loose. Me and my mate got knifed badly, our stand in shoots em all hs with deagle. We laught so hard, other team all like NOOB, and flaming him. He didn't even know what he did wrong.
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    This was on a surf map when mine happend. There were around 20 people on my team, so we covered the back wall of our spawn by making a wall using our bodies. When ever a terrorist would choose to come into our spawn from the CT Spawn Teleporter, he would be killed instantly.

    Off Topic:
    On a Stargate Map on Natural Selection (HL1 Mod) all the marines were around their gate, swinging their knives, when ever an alien would go through (aliens have 100+ hp), it would instantly die from 1 of the 20 people.
    The Last Man Standing

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