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Aight get this. Because this is funny shit. I was playing on a dust 24/7 server for about an hour and a half. Had to run to the store to grab a few things, so I went into spec mode. When I got back, my mom was playing. So, im standing there with a bag of cheezypoofs and a coke, going wtf? Anyone else have that experience?

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    Well, my sister likes to play bots on easy, and they have only knives, while she has the machine gun.
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    So your mom is playing CSS. So what? Just make sure she doesn't get to into it.
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    Yea that would be scary if she played it 24/7.
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    I just thought it was funny, she's told me before that she didn't like games where you shoot people.

    Her k/d ratio was 23/5.
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    Your mom is awesome!
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    Posted by justin

    I just thought it was funny, she's told me before that she didn't like games where you shoot people.

    Her k/d ratio was 23/5.


    thats pretty good for someone whos never played before...

    i bet she is actually fatal1ty's mother, make you fatal1ty's brother
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    Roofles! I'd laff more if she was knifing and owning shit on a pub or even better: a clan match you left on XD
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    Posted by wolven_rage

    Your mom is awesome!


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    Posted by shadow_raven

    Posted by wolven_rage

    Your mom is awesome!


    In bed, wink wink


    That's not nice. Lol.
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    Rofl
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    Wonder if he's waiting for the remark:

    Don't make jokes bout my mom.

    If so, prepare to wait for a good long while. Just thought I'd share a disturbing experience.
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    Posted by blerb

    Well, my sister likes to play bots on easy, and they have only knives, while she has the machine gun.

    Lol dude my sis does the same thing.
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    She is probally better than you.
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    Posted by J@k3

    She is probally better than you.


    You know what? Your right, she is better than me. I know I suck at css.
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    The only games my mom plays is the Super Mario's for SNES.
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    Posted by demonio del sleech

    The only games my mom plays is the Super Mario's for SNES.


    Mario FTW!!
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    Haha, my grandpa was playing cs with me once, he found it quite funny, so did I. He had no clue what he was doing.
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    That is hardcore, I must say.
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    Wow. you have a cool mom.
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    Wish my mom played video games.
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    Yea, my mom despises anything that you shoot people and blood squirts out. :D your mom is pretty cool. I wanna play her in css one day :D
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    My mom plays mass CSS. mostly Zombie Mod. i think she has like 277 hours on xfire.
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    Ahah my uncle plays games, no other elderly family does though... besides my brothers.
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    My mom kicks my own ass at Soul Caliber 3.
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    My mom played CSS once just to see what I was doing all day. I think she died and said, "Wow, how was that fun?" and just left.......
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    Posted by KampingKarl

    My mom played CSS once just to see what I was doing all day. I think she died and said, "Wow, how was that fun?" and just left.......


    did she keep gettin pwnd or somthin?
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    My mom would never play CSS as she hates the game. She told me the game has been possessed by an evil force because it is delivered through Steam.

    However, she likes playing Doom 2 and Pacman.
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    Lol! you have a really cool mum. Mine just doesn't play anything at all, and doesn't like CS:S or anything with shooting with blood XD
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    The only thing my mom plays is Tetris.
    And she owns at it.
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    Posted by Hitman407

    Lol! you have a really cool mum. Mine just doesn't play anything at all, and doesn't like CS:S or anything with shooting with blood XD


    omg!! same with my dad...........wait...........what does that say about my dad :|
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    Posted by Gez

    The only thing my mom plays is Tetris.
    And she owns at it.


    Word up!
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    Posted by Xero

    My mom would never play CSS as she hates the game. She told me the game has been possessed by an evil force because it is delivered through Steam.

    However, she likes playing Doom 2 and Pacman.


    Lmao, CSS is possesed by the devil, but the devil orientated game doom 2 is fine, love it, thats class man
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    I bet your mum secretly plays it when your not and shes probably one of the best css players out there. dun dun dunnn. lol
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    My dad tries to play cs, he cant work out how to move, he understands recoil etc and is good at shooting :P. The other thing is my mate's dad is seriously good its scary :)
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    I bet your mum is JD
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    Hahaha, thats awesome. If I caught my mom plaing this game, "WTF" would definitely be something that crosses my mind.
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    My mom doesn't play anything, because I'm on the comp 24/7. Nobody gets a chance.

    I kinda wish that my dad / mom would play CS:S. My sister is always yelling at me like: "WTF CS THAT'S A GAME FOR NERDS YOU'RE ON THE COMP 24/7 YOU NERDY FUCK, I MEAN, HOW CAN YOU PLAY CS IT'S A GAME FOR ASSHOLES"
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    Nice man, this shit happened to me once, lol this is not just because i live in sweden... -.-

    Well moms really want to be part of the "action" sometimes.
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    Very Random And that's what i like RANDOM IS THE BEST !!

    Even though, i don't want to explain it. Too short on time for now. ;)
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    This thread rocks!
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    Lol i had that experience before, i was actually playing my friend's mom, she owned me ='(
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    Haha, you got owned by your friend's mom.

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    Posted by Suckage

    Haha, you got owned by your friend's mom.

    KimKat, don't triple post.


    i noe, my friend was at my house, then we saw his acc active in some server so i joined, then i asked whos on his acc, that person respond saying its my friends mom, my reaction was Holy Shit!!
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    I got my mom into WoW
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    Posted by foreverfallout

    I got my mom into WoW


    Ohman, don't let her get hooked.
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    Lies, all of it.
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    Lol, my mum isnt any good at action games, shes tried css and failed miserably, and we had a tekken tournament at home with 5 people, and she didnt win once, but shes awesome at world of warcraft type games, she was like 10 levels ahead of me in everquest 2.
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    Yeah, I bet she plays it at work and at night when you're asleep, and sneaks in as much cs as possible when you aren't looking.
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    I let my bro play CSS while I was at a friends house.....when I come back hes on my fav server...shooting zombies with an awm(who does that?!??!) and he ruined my kdr by like 70 deathes...such a noob ;)
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