Counter-Strife: Noob's Guide to CSS

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Hey guys, check out a movie I made not too long ago, it's based off the old somethingawful article but in CSS, suprisingly its all still true, haha. Enjoy :) http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7404815159417106531 Plus i'm making a new video, keep your eyes open for that as well.

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    LMFAO this is great man lol
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    Is there a higher quality version of this?
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    Ok, that's awesome.
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    Yes, this is awesome, and totally true.

    "It has been toned down in recent versions. Now you must aim the AWP in the general direction of the person you want to kill, not just the general direction of the continent they are on."
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    Looooooooooooooool
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    Awesome video matey
    AKA: lame gag or lame gag1990
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    To whoever said I am not the creator of this video, I DID make this...and here are some higher quality versions:

    http://www.gwchannel.tv/movieinfo.php?id=3
    http://halflife2.filefront.com/file/CounterStrife_A_Noobs_Guide_To_CounterStrike_Source;70002
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    I laughed the whole way through.
    I am maed of win and awesome.
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    Posted by janusxanatos

    To whoever said I am not the creator of this video, I DID make this...and here are some higher quality versions:

    http://www.gwchannel.tv/movieinfo.php?id=3
    http://halflife2.filefront.com/file/CounterStrife_A_Noobs_Guide_To_CounterStrike_Source;70002

    I LOVE YOU!!!

    Oooo, Xvid. Nice. But next time, I'd recommend using x264. Gamers should be able to decode in with no problems.

    And a question: did the narrator have a cold? Should I call him a "narrator"?
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    In no way should you ever stay in the same spot for more then 10 consecutive miliseconds - ROFL
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    That is great.
    And every single bit of it is true.
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    It's a laugh yes, but I think you guys take it too far. Seeing as I can't hear you all, I'll assume when you say it's true, that you're being sarcastic.

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