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you ask for bots in source you run and shoot and say your secondary fire doesnt work you jump down and die and say "HEY SOMEONE TEAM-KILLED me!" you try to talk but all you see is yourself spray painting you blame that you died because of your teammates even though all of them are dead you ask for admin for free when your not in their clan you start a server and tell your friends to come but they say, but your on the lan connection! you think that when you spray someone with the lambda symbol and you think you owned them you play on software mode even though you have an alienware you say im going to be afk on a server with 32 people ESPESCIALLY if you have the bomb you think that the warcraft3 and hook mod is the only good thing about cs you use HORRIBLE MICS AHHHHHH STFU!!!!!!! and play music in them you say dungeons and dragons is better! you say that you can own anybody even though its your first time you blame a guy is using an aimbot when he has 1 kill and 34 deaths you ask when can we do ctf mode?!?!? you say a 450 ping is good you want to kick and ban whoever beats you you say that you cant slap people in cs when the admin has amx or admin you think your being hacked when someone says press F10!!!! you spam your team with radio commands come on guys! help me out!

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    lol...thats pretty accurate
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    You spam your team with radio commands

    I disagree.
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    not even funny,
    my advice, sthu :)

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    I got some!

    you use leet speak every time you kill someone, "! P00N20R3D Y0U M07H3R FUCK3R"
    you say your 20 years old before you hit puberty
    you call everyone a "n00b" when they say something that you don't agree with
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    When you have to make a list of noob things "not to do"
    When you kill someone when they weren't expecting it
    When you throw up after watching a man crap in a women's mouth and then turn around and stick his boner in her mouth.
    HOT POCKETS!
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    Posted by Botchness
    crap in a women's mouth and then turn around and stick your boner in her mouth.


    I once did that to a chick.
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    hah funny
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    Pretty long list
    lol
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    Posted by Metroid.

    You spam your team with radio commands

    I disagree.


    I disagree too.. Sometimes it's fun to spam with the radio commands...
    Have you ever heard the retarded sound on Battlegrounds? RALLY ROUND LADS! or FREEDOM!!!!

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    lol thats pretty gd
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    Posted by Metroid.

    You spam your team with radio commands

    I disagree.


    Shut up, you Hoover.

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    ok i get ur friggin point, u dont like the spam with radio command thing. I was running outta ideas so stfu.
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    nice list, what about:

    when you get the AWP and camp in the shadows, with the bomb and repetedly miss untill you get knifed.
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    lol hunterkiller, so true
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