you ask for bots in source
you run and shoot and say your secondary fire doesnt work
you jump down and die and say "HEY SOMEONE TEAM-KILLED me!"
you try to talk but all you see is yourself spray painting
you blame that you died because of your teammates even though all of them are dead
you ask for admin for free when your not in their clan
you start a server and tell your friends to come but they say, but your on the lan connection!
you think that when you spray someone with the lambda symbol and you think you owned them
you play on software mode even though you have an alienware
you say im going to be afk on a server with 32 people ESPESCIALLY if you have the bomb
you think that the warcraft3 and hook mod is the only good thing about cs
you use HORRIBLE MICS AHHHHHH STFU!!!!!!! and play music in them
you say dungeons and dragons is better!
you say that you can own anybody even though its your first time
you blame a guy is using an aimbot when he has 1 kill and 34 deaths
you ask when can we do ctf mode?!?!?
you say a 450 ping is good
you want to kick and ban whoever beats you
you say that you cant slap people in cs when the admin has amx or admin
you think your being hacked when someone says press F10!!!!
you spam your team with radio commands
come on guys! help me out!
I got some!
you use leet speak every time you kill someone, "! P00N20R3D Y0U M07H3R FUCK3R"
you say your 20 years old before you hit puberty
you call everyone a "n00b" when they say something that you don't agree with
When you have to make a list of noob things "not to do"
When you kill someone when they weren't expecting it
When you throw up after watching a man crap in a women's mouth and then turn around and stick his boner in her mouth.