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POET TEH PIMP

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Some chick randomly IMed me about a week ago. Here is what happend today: [11:40AM> MusikIsMySoul: can i call u so we could talk [11:41AM> MusikIsMySoul: ? [11:42AM> DarkPoet874: Eh, I dont really have anything to say right now. [11:42AM> DarkPoet874: Maybe another time? [11:42AM> MusikIsMySoul: well can i please [11:42AM> MusikIsMySoul: i talk enough for the both of us [11:42AM> MusikIsMySoul: i promise ill entertain u and make u feel bette [11:42AM> MusikIsMySoul: pwease? [11:43AM> DarkPoet874: I dont feel bad, is the thing. [11:43AM> MusikIsMySoul: but still iw ant to call [11:43AM> MusikIsMySoul: lol [11:43AM> DarkPoet874: Tsk tsk, you know me better thent hat. [11:43AM> DarkPoet874: ^that [11:43AM> DarkPoet874: Remember the first time you IMed me? [11:44AM> MusikIsMySoul: sorry [11:44AM> DarkPoet874: Dont be, im just not a trusting person. [11:45AM> MusikIsMySoul: but i want to talk to u [11:45AM> MusikIsMySoul: u intrigue me lol [11:45AM> DarkPoet874: So says many people. [11:45AM> MusikIsMySoul: tu eres malo [11:45AM> MusikIsMySoul: ur mean [11:45AM> MusikIsMySoul: i mean shit im in miami [11:45AM> MusikIsMySoul: what would A 5 min convo do to u [11:46AM> MusikIsMySoul: cuz once 12 comes the other chik is here and i gotta get off the phone and comp [11:46AM> MusikIsMySoul: youll have fun proimise [11:47AM> DarkPoet874: Ill pass, thanks for the offer though [11:47AM> MusikIsMySoul: can i know wat ur so scared or worried about [11:47AM> MusikIsMySoul: i mean its a phone conversation [11:47AM> MusikIsMySoul: not a marriage proposal [11:48AM> MusikIsMySoul: ? [11:49AM> DarkPoet874: Ill pass. [11:49AM> MusikIsMySoul: well then u call me if ur scared to give me ur number [11:50AM> MusikIsMySoul: look i want to talk to u [11:50AM> MusikIsMySoul: my number is (edited) my name is natasha [11:50AM> MusikIsMySoul: if uw ant to talk u can give me a call but i do want to talk to u [11:50AM> MusikIsMySoul: ok [11:50AM> MusikIsMySoul: bye [11:50AM> DarkPoet874: Dont have long distance here, cant call. [11:50AM> MusikIsMySoul: then why woint u just let me call for 5 min [11:50AM> MusikIsMySoul: whats the big dam deal [11:51AM> DarkPoet874: Just dont really want to talk on the phone at the moment. [11:51AM> MusikIsMySoul: y [11:51AM> MusikIsMySoul: lol [11:51AM> MusikIsMySoul: its 5 min [11:51AM> MusikIsMySoul: it wont kill [11:51AM> MusikIsMySoul: u honestly i want to hear u as well [11:53AM> MusikIsMySoul: ... [11:53AM> DarkPoet874: Maybe another time [11:53AM> MusikIsMySoul: its my birthday tomorrow [11:54AM> MusikIsMySoul: dammit thats what iw ant for my present to talk to uy [11:54AM> MusikIsMySoul: u [11:54AM> DarkPoet874: Well, thats tommarow, not today. [11:54AM> MusikIsMySoul: :'( [11:54AM> MusikIsMySoul: ur mean [11:54AM> MusikIsMySoul: real mean [11:54AM> DarkPoet874: This surprised you how? [11:54AM> DarkPoet874: :P [11:54AM> MusikIsMySoul: =-O [11:55AM> MusikIsMySoul: u knw wat ur right [11:55AM> MusikIsMySoul: i wont bother u anymore [11:55AM> MusikIsMySoul: im sooo sorry [11:55AM> MusikIsMySoul: i really am [11:55AM> MusikIsMySoul: im sorry for ever imin u and tryin to be nice to u [11:55AM> MusikIsMySoul: cuz all u ever did was treat me ba [11:55AM> MusikIsMySoul: bad [11:55AM> MusikIsMySoul: so im sorry i wont btoher u EVER again bye [11:55AM> DarkPoet874: Finally you get the picture. [11:56AM> MusikIsMySoul: excuse me my E-Penis has grown by 8 inches. BOOHYAH

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    she's a stalker, i swear so many internet rapists/murderers out there.
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    u intrigue me poet lets make babies
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    Posted by Whiteghost> Whats That Soppused To Mean I Got Familly In Miami
    Lol, perhaps I should have mentioned that I live in Miami to those of you that don't know me that well. I meant that Ill pass on psychos (i.e MusikIsMySoul), due to the fact that Poet might have been inclined to provide this :wacko: with my AIM handle.
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    Posted by Niko>Lives in Miami eh? Hmmm.. no thanks, Ill pass on psychos. EDIT: The title and penis comment were meant to be sarcastic, newps.
    Obviously. I just like to insult poet every chance I get. Plus, some noobs might mistake the meaning of his words.
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    Posted by Niko> EDIT: The title and penis comment were meant to be sarcastic, newps.
    Finally somone who isnt an idiot! Thank you Niko, my faith in CSB has restored.
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    Posted by Niko>Lives in Miami eh? Hmmm.. no thanks, Ill pass on psycho's Whats That Soppused To Mean I Got Familly In Miami
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    Lives in Miami eh? Hmmm.. no thanks, Ill pass on psychos. EDIT: The title and penis comment were meant to be sarcastic, newps.
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    Lol Bud That Doesent Quali You As A Pimp.. More Like A Dick Head.. And I Think You Mean "My Ego Has Grown 8 Inches"
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    Posted by SaTaN>Yeah, this doesn't qualitify you as a pimp. This just adds points to your tardness. Sorry.
    Wises post I've read all day... 199!
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    Posted by SaTaN>Yeah, this doesn't qualitify you as a pimp. This just adds points to your tardness. Sorry.
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    Yeah, this doesn't qualitify you as a pimp. This just adds points to your tardness. Sorry.
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    lol
    MY AVATAR IS IRRELEVANT AGAIN!
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    You dickhead. -_-
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    Pancakes fo' life, yo.
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