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post what your super power would be and why :) im still debating mine i think it has to be between being able to go invisible or havin x-ray vision i just cant decide :/

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    Dude, I want the orgasm power, just to fuck with people. Some kid fucks with you in school, and instead of getting arrested, you just make him freak out and fall on the ground in a pleasureful quiver. :P
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    Oh I thought you meant that you had the power to make other people have orgasms using your telekinesis powers.
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    Posted by Cookie Monster>The ability to make people orgasm telekenetically would be awesome. However, I fear that it would be self-abused.
    i'm waiting to hear whats wrong with that sort of thing.....i'm sure i can safely say that most men self-abuse anyway, this would just be less work on the arm.
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    The power to create a superpower would leave you the ruler of the known world.
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    I would want to ability to give anyone an Orgasm at any time with just my mind. Just think about it, a really hot girl, and you get into a conversation with them and tell them you have the ability to make her cum in seconds. She would call bullshit. You whip it out and go at it and make her cum in seconds. Then she'll be all like, WTF! You'll be a god. Then you could rob banks by making everyone in it have an orgasm and fall down because it's so mind blowinglly awesome. You would be unstoppable. And in terms of CS and other games. When your about to frag someone or about to die. Make the other bastard cum and he will be so distracted you could knife him. Word.
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    holy fuck why are people reviving old threads?
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    Posted by Niko> Every time a hacker comes into the server....snap snap, and I show up in his bedroom with a baseball bat ready to work on his computer.
    Niko, for your sake, I hope you have a wooden baseball bat....for obvious reasons.... And if I had to choose a power, I'd have to completely agree with Prins. Why? Becuase I'm lazy, and I like sleep. Slowing time down would let me get 15+ hours a day, and be on time for every single meeting/appointment/etc. Imagine the other possibilites.... WORLD PING-PONG CHAMPION!!! Ruler of Go-Fish? Master of the carnival games (move the metal hoop around the revolving drill-like thing, pop the balloons, etc.). Kung-fu/taijutsu master. And of course the dishonorable proffessions: shoplifting, pick-pocketing, card-cheating ("I WAS HOLDING POCKET ACES A SECOND AGO!!! 2 7 off now?!?!?!","royal flush third time in a row?"). You could rob a bank of millions in the time it takes their GM to sneeze... Fort Knox in the time it takes to make a bag of popcorn (and that's carrying each gold inget to the van 1 by 1). You could be the ultimate magician... The ultimate warrior too. Enter a small country, sabotage their 7 nuclear factories, make a few crates of ammo go "missing", and acquire their entire military strategy, all in about the time it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop. My only small comment/technicality about slowing time down is this, and correct me if I'm wrong (I havn't delved too deeply into relativity yet): the new speed that I would travel at would have to be slightly slower than the speed of light. Why? Becuase if you move faster then the speed of light, you will no longer be able to percieve the light, and thus you would have no vision. Again, correct me on that one if I'm wrong. With that (thoroughly and over) said and done, I bid ye all adieu.
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    i would be a super samurai kind of like rurouni kenshin i would go around cutting of fingers and toes with pin point accuracy with my katana and then have some sake
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    Then how do they eat cereal?
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    Forget superpowers, I wanna' be Neo. "there is no spoone!1" - the matricks
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    If I could be a Superhero, I would be Awesome Man. I'd fly around the world fighting crime According to my Awesome Plan. And if I saw criminals trying to lie Hurting other people and making them cry I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van. Because I would be Awesome Man. (Now some criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.) If I could be a Superhero, I would be Drug-Free Boy. Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and the lives that they destroy. And all of the junkies getting so high With their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai I'd burn them alive and I would squeal with joy. Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy. If I could be a Superhero, I>d be Immigration Dude I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes For eating up all of our food For taking our welfare and best jobs to boot Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood Becasue I would be Imigration Dude. (Kids, you can make up your own superhero. If you could, who would you be?) If you could be a Superhero, Would you be Justice Guy? Making sure people get what they deserve, Especially women who lie Like if a wife left her huband with three kids and no job To run off to f---ing Hawaii with some doctor named Bob You could skin them and drain them of blood til they die Especially Bob Then you would be Justice Guy Or you could be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague Give her Mad Cow disease & let him die of the plague As long as they suffer for their terrible lie Especially Bob Then you would be Justice Guy. Then you would be a Superhero, like me. ~Stephen Lynch, Superhero
    Sorry, had to be done. Oh, and I'm not sure walking up to a girl and asking if you can 'squirt her a lager' would work. I'd give you major props though. /me still wants to nearly stop time.
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    you tw oare gits. come on looking up skirts. come on now. with the beer finger you could do what ya want. instead of buying someone a drink you say can i squit you ladies a lager?
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    well of course, who wants to look through walls when u can look through skirts eh :D
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    indeed :) that was my main reason for teh x-ray vision aswell, hehe :D
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    Personally i would have to go with xray vision for those nites on the town with these fine ladies :D
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    Posted by Niko>I would have to say: The ability to teleport. Why you say? Every time some dolt on a CS server starts insulting me for no reason, i would snap my fingers and appear in his bedroom. Just imagine what the look on his face would be. Every time somoene on a forum decides to get pissy and start insulting....same process. Every time a hacker comes into the server....snap snap, and I show up in his bedroom with a baseball bat ready to work on his computer. I would love to have this power becuase I detest cowards who act tough safely through the internet...but above all, I hate them damn hackers. Just think of the possibilities...
    do it while wielding a bazooka. I myself have dreampt about baing able to go to some newb's home and start kicking their ass for being a dork on the net. (the black hole doesnt count, so dont say anything) I think it would be cool to take contol of somebody's body.... Like take control of the Principal and cancel school for the day.... Take control of same girl then toutch urself..... :) Take control of George Bush and see if Dick Cheney is really running the country.
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    Lol, valid points there. In that case, I would need the power to make my liver invincible. :p
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    i say all your ideas of what u should have are thrown into the garbage when u have mine. hacker at cs? who cares when ur drunk. damned forum poster? get drunk, who cares. can't get laid? get her drunk. :P
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    Hmm good point. How bout IP adress, Steam ID...would that be sufficient?
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    I want Night Crawler's teleportation and stealth combo. And he does require knowledge of where he will be teleporting, if any of you have seen X-Men 2 it is explained there. That's a good downfall because otherwise he would be way too poweful. And thx PrinsFoo for bustin' out the frozen time theory ;)
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    It would end up being like Nightcrawler from the X-Men. It's impossible to hold the knowledge to every place on earth. Your brain can not hold that much information. So you wouldn't be able to just *poof* and show up at their house. Unless you had their picture and a picture of their room. So you might want to pick another power. :)
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    I would have to say: The ability to teleport. Why you say? Every time some dolt on a CS server starts insulting me for no reason, i would snap my fingers and appear in his bedroom. Just imagine what the look on his face would be. Every time somoene on a forum decides to get pissy and start insulting....same process. Every time a hacker comes into the server....snap snap, and I show up in his bedroom with a baseball bat ready to work on his computer. I would love to have this power becuase I detest cowards who act tough safely through the internet...but above all, I hate them damn hackers. Just think of the possibilities...
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    lol that would be tremendous you could open your own theme pub and serve ale from ya finger :) im also pondering the idea of being able to pass through solid objects... that could well come in handy
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    i would have the powers of producing beer through my right index finger.
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    And another point proven why Superman is the best. (unknowingly of course.) Thanks PrinsFoo. You're the best. :)
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    Lol, only I made this up years before that crappy movie. (I assume it is crappy because it has a Barbie watch. Everyone knows Mickey Mouse is way cooler!) And Snoopy. If you follow theory, when time stops you blink out of existance. Not to mention the friction of walking through even air would light you on fire. Even if you didn't blink out everything would be solid as movement takes time. Ergo, slowing time to near nothing would still let you move and manipulate. Stop time and you are... looking at a very very still unmovable rather boring life. /me looks around. Yup, just like this... boring.
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    Lolt.. unfortunately that's sadly true.. just another example of crappy American films.
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    lol prins u really thought about this alot didnt u, its kinda like that kiddies film clockstoppers where they slow down time with a $5 barbie watch :/
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    to be able to drop the mightiest elbow of them all. All would fear my mighty elbow of doom. As should you.
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    Posted by Cookie Monster>I'll take telepathy Professor X style... as long as I get to keep my legs.
    Sorry to get super-geek here, but... He actually still has his legs, he just cant use them.
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    X-ray vision for teh naugthty boy ;)
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    Invisibility, or X-Ray vision.
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    Mind control yould be cool... like make people do funny things.... perhaps make the person whom you may dislike throw something sharp at the teacher.... muwhahaha
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    Racial Change! I could be anything i wanted, get anything i wanted! THINK OF THE POSSIBLILITYS
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    I still want to be Superman.. but unfortunately I'm not... can we have more than one power?! (Please say yes!)
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    well if i could fly that would be phat but i would have to be super strong because if i could fly i would probably just get shot down if i didn't have the strength. I would have to say invisibility.
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    How bout freeze time? Cuz if we slowed time then the other people could watch me and go "wtf" really slowly, although that would be funny ^_^
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    or walk into girls' locker room
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    Super time slowdown like prins. you could steal stuff.
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    I'd be Superman.
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    I must agree with Prinsfoo. /me worships prins
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    The ability to slow time to the point that only I was able to move. (If it was stoped, I couln't move without causing massive temporal rifts / catching on fire all the time) It would be like being invsible, like having x-ray vision cuz heck, no one could stop you from just goin anywhere. And you could still effect your environs and your leasure (tests would be so much nicer). And fights would be literly over before they began. Travel would appear to be in the blink of an eye (you would still have to drive, but after that you could sleep it off, get up, and start time a-flowin again). Whole lota niftyness here folks.
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    invisibility is cool. flying sux cuz the CIA would find me. x-ray vision would help me for my tests.
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