Based on TF2: I've got a new game! I thought at first: "Oh Shame!" "What is this, a kid's game?"
"Such toony graphics!" "But it's better than Call of Dooties!"
Red vs Blue, what a choice! Obviously Red, Blu is for losers!
There's the fast, the warrior, The crazy flame guy, The pirate and the fat guy! Then the mechanic, the doctor, The Snipin' dude and the masked creep.
I've selected one, But now, I have to get a flag, Now a point, and play some Basketball, And even launch a freakin' rocket! Oh yes, We beat them all!
I've seen a man with an hat! Where can I get that? I asked my team, they said: "Do achievements to get them!" Achievements? What are those? Some type of reward I suppose! Then I asked: "How Can I get them?" Then they respond: "Do Stuff!" And so I did.
Oh no! A bad guy killed me! I got in, and killed him, he deserves that! But oh, what's this, I've got my reward! A gun, an axe and a fantastic HAT!
Aw bad, we lost, I didn't know how amazing is this game, But now I've gotta go, and tell my friends,To check it out!
My Counter-Strike Experience GameBanana, Where my Modding Ability get riped And to follow the rules, will guide you right As far as I know, in the Games of fight, What I love the most is the Counter-Strike.
Counter-Strike is where my keyboard break When gone to De_dust and go to the mid, I get cooked like a flesh of Meat. And said to myself, Got a revenge, That’s it.
The hunting is starting, No more eating even when I’m starving. To hunt that killer, who makes me flying Out of the map, where I am Spectating.
Using my M3 and my c4 bait, I wait for the prey and stay in a crate. Until I hear those footsteps on my way ‘I am here. Ready to get killed??’, I say.
The battle had Started. Firing and Kniving ‘til One is Dead. Pressing all the Buttons who can save to lived And in just a seconds, I pressed the red button Who Kill my Game and I sink in the bottom.
There's another one, based on GB's homepage and it's game filters and submission filters.
On Gamebanana's community I go, where people do mods and I talk to! Everyday, I have to see that game around, not because I hate it, is because the mods are crap! I asked tom, he said: "Use the filters!" Uh, oh, here it comes, crap is gone. Oh yes! But no, I still have the page full of others!
I don't like those CS:GO CS 1.6 ports, nor these bad model swaps! I don't like these bad minecraft builds, No offense, these are opinions. I don't like to see Smash around, too many mods per day! And Sprays? Crap, I've gonna say! What about Prefabs? Useless, Done! Oh yeah, now I have less! Skins, maps, sounds are the only one, these can stay around.
Since I can't double post.. There's another one, based on Tom's work on the chat. (I know isn't a game, but I really don't know.)
"What's this, CHAT!?" I've connected, there's tom.. "Hi tom!" "hi hi hi" "What are you working on?" "lol Those laughs are insane!" "How can I do that?" "write :lol, common." "lol, ok, good job dude," "When I write /help, a my bot," "writes me all of the commands I've worked on!" "But there's no way to learn how to do a knot." "Do russian rulette, a chance to live, or to DIE." "Flip coins, roll a dice, or make it say a random number!" "Make it chose a thing, or make it give you an answer." "But tom, It says yes and no, I asked to tell me what are you gonna work on.." "Oh too bad, it only responds yes or no, I can't lie." "Also you can load themes, from scripts!" "Or even, get submissions, members!" "Describe how are you feeling!" "I've worked it on a full day," "Now I've to say," "Thanks everyone for testing!"
based on GMOD.
"Oh yeah, some Modding stuff!" "I've to do some scripts!" "Oh yeah, some realistic guns!" "A Giant Dragon about to shoot acid from his eyes!" "But uff," "It's hard to do." "I work with passion," "Having some trouble sometimes," "Stupid codes." "Everything isn't possible to recreate," "Lua can't make everything." "But I want to create," "A little thing:" "A giant PC!"
Minecraft, a game, where it's a shame, to not have an account, and then lose count, of how many times, it changed time lines.
Block for block, heart for heart, I really have to lock, myself in an room full of art. Those exploding heads, they destroy builds, for mobs' sake.
I can't tell if it's fake, but this thing is not a cake! I fought on the flying land, where you don't even land. Sheared some sheep, Cooked some chicken, "Hey, who are you," "No-eyed creep?" "Do you know," "The art of HADU-KEN?"
(Dang, this creep is freaking me out,) (let's go somewhere, before he builds something out.)
What's this, someone dropped, a strange block: A "Command Block"? What it does? Does somewhere lead? Does it glow? Or does it BLOW? Oh, I can write stuff! But, who know it uff?
Oh no, it's night, I have to fight, versus these monsters, or I lose my stuff, and I will steal their.
Based on Counter-Strike - A soldier, warriors, combats, too. Evil nation throttled on the truth Bias collisions derailed world news
Rumours have it, but the journals too The first and last scrap, it’s a fliers view.
Negative positive material due Whip lashing, backstabbing, and riots rule. It is a simple move for those who choose The bad the worse and the ugly truth. For it is their occupation they do not Want to mute.
Strikers and their powerful tools It is a “war” and their missions so cruel No, no more rules just silly political views
A native life is pending without any notice A durable willingness for the genius A battle won, a battle lost. A frightening experience
But who’s promiscuous?
My Minecraft Land
My Minecraft Land has a big, mossy tree fort. It has a water park, too, with slides big and short. I built a hidden maze inside a water fall. I also have a party room, where I have a ball!
Next to my mansion, there is a cemetery, Down deep underground, it is very scary. I have a town that’s snowy and cold. There’s a pyramid on water made of diamond and gold.
In the middle of my land, there’s a huge power source, And everybody’s houses, including mine of course!