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    Congratulations. Its about time mr crackhead :roll:
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    Satan and I have picked our winners. For the grand prize we picked teh_monkey_lord with his stunning "To protect the sacred castle King Bob demanded that no one shall pass if there penis is larger than Guard Dave, to this day, noone has entered." second plac was snatched by the infamous sir botchness with his clenching statement 'Isn't shrinkage supposed to happen when its cold??????" lastly, pulling in third was the not to well known but dearly loved Dopefish with his comical yet somewhat degrading "One small step for man, one giant, well, there's nothing giant about this folks."
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    "It was a great harvest season for the villagers until the nuts were too high for them to reach."
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    As the small town of Tokyo saw the monster, they realized that it was not Godzilla, but rather some ancient form of Penisaurus come from the ocean depths that would put them in between a cock and a hard place this time.
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    The thread was closed for some reason with no results.. so its tempo opened again.
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    One small step for man, one giant, well, there's nothing giant about this folks.
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    Cannot go off topic. - SaTaN
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    Supermans new pose for play girl
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    Even to this day the Germans still try lay claim to the shores of Britain :)
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    Originally posted by waffle man man behind camera I knew you were crazy, but now I see your nuts.
    Stolen from Austin Powers: Goldmember. Unable to win with this. Continue....
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    In the navy................you can shrink all you shrink.
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    Isn't shrinkage supposed to happen when its cold????
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    He set us up the schlong
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    1. I have asked moistnote to PM you about the sig thing 2. Im not sure who that was tho 3. You dont have to take off your sig nem... at the bottom, before you post, uncheck the box that says "Show Signature" and it be invisible for that post only. However, you must do this at every post. Ill go ahead and do it for you now. 4. Going off topic isnt allowed here. If you have concerns, re-read the rules or PM either me, or moistnote and simons or anarchy however they have been absent alot resently. Back to the pictures.
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    -OffTopic- I did not write ..
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    - Well I think we all know what he thinks of the king. - Welcome to the new and improved taping of Buns of Steel on the Beach! "Hi! My name is Willy Johnson." - Well if I could only stop pissing on my nuts, I could make a moat. - man behind camera I knew you were crazy, but now I see your nuts. (Now un-usable for win)
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    He was protecting his pet snail inside the rock.
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    Well you know what they say "It isn't the size that counts, it's what you do with it." Frankly this is just ridiculous.
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    • To protect the sacred castle King Bob demanded that no one shall pass if there penis is larger than Guard Dave, to this day, noone has entered.
    • The king ordered a sculpture of himself guarding his castle, unfortunately, he hired his ex-girlfriend.
    SELL SELL FOOKING SELL
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    Im Captain C. Bootylicious, Come aboard the S.S.Dick and i'll show you my Sperm Whale. - I went too far didnt i ? lol. --------moistnote is my bitch----------
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    Proof that Craig from Big Brother 1 won't ever get a bigger part
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    You American Have so large penises, while we from Japan have soo small Penis
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    dave had a tiny willie so he built a big castle to impress the ladies!
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    It is a horrible attempt to recreate the historic monument, COLOSSUS at Rhodes. Although i have seen better, this one ain't half bad.
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    the strange man couldnt find any crops so he made circles in the sand
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    That underwear made of sand isnt workin for you bub ..
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    "WTF ARE U STARING AT HOMO?"
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    You can just tell he's compensating for something by building that huge castle....
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    dave built a large sandcastle to make him feel better about the size of his manhood!
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    When i started this castle, my penis was alot bigger
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    THOU SHALL NOT PASS!! *psssssss* MUAHAHAHAHA
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    • It appears the man has erected a small tower.
    • The guard of the castle was a fierce two-headed monster. Luckily, both of his heads were quite small as proven by his coming to battle ill equipped.
    • In Terminator voice just after appearing out of the time bubble: "Give me your clothes."
    • /me quietly sings Tom Jones, You Can Leave Your Hat On.
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    christ those beans play havoc with my digestive system!
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