No Evolution According to Glenn Beck!

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As many of you know, I hate Glenn Beck and all tea partiers with a burning fucking passion. Why, you ask? Because my state has gotten a lot of attention lately because of Christine O'Donnell. You bet your ass I'll be voting the other way. Anyhoo, it seems as if Glenn Beck has come up with proof that evolution is not true! Read on.
Glenn Beck calls evolution 'ridiculous,' says he's never seen a half-human, half-monkey
Glenn Beck says he's never seen a half-man, half-monkey. Above, Beck as an orangutan.
Glenn Beck thinks the theory of evolution is a bunch of monkey business. The wildly popular Fox News host Wednesday called the idea that humans evolved from primates "ridiculous." While the deeply religious Beck denouncing evolution isn't a shock, his defense was a head-scratcher: "I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet. Did evolution just stop?"
Beck puffing out his chest like a great ape during his "Restoring Honor" rally. Kamm/Getty
Scientists have shown humans and chimpanzees share roughly 96% of the same DNA. Chimps are classified as apes, not monkeys. Beck, however, is only interested in what God has to say on the matter. Click here to see more celebs and their animal look-alikes. "I don't know how God creates. I don't know how we got here," Beck said. "If I get to the other side and God's like, 'You know what, you were a monkey once,' I'll be shocked, but I'll be like, 'Whatever.'"
Beck doing his best howling monkey impression at the CPAC conference. Magana/AP
The most recent polls on the debate show Beck is certainly not alone in his dismissal of evolution. More than 40% told a 2006 Pew survey that humans have only existed in our present form and of the 51% who did accept evolution, 21% said it was guided by a "supreme being." CBS News' 2005 poll found more than 50% rejected evolution. Beck equated the argument to global warming, which he says scientists, along with evolution, "force it down your throat." "When anybody has to force it, that's a problem. You didn't have to force that the world is round. Truth is truth. You don't have to force the truth."
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    "When anybody has to force it, that's a problem. You didn't have to force that the world is round. Truth is truth. You don't have to force the truth."
    So...by his logic something like the Holocaust didn't happen or we aren't being told the truth because you can be put in prison in a few European countries for questioning it? Or something like that. He has failed logic. I hope he falls into a fire, testicles first.
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    He's a tard, but from what I know Darwin never actually said we evolved from monkeys, just that we share a very distant 'cousin' or whatever you call it. People just started saying we evolved from monkeys for some reason, and then saying he said it.
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    Evolution is just a theory.... Just like gravity.
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    People shouldn't talk about things they don't understand else they end up making a fool of themselves like this guy. There are many misconceptions about the actual theory of evolution both in its current understanding and that proposed by Darwin (Our current understanding is quite different now) Still seeing as a lot of America is deeply religious this will probably boost his popularity amongst those voters.
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    @Steve-o Holocaust denial is against the law in England i'm pretty sure.
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    Fuckin' yanks.
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    I hate conservatives.
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    Jesus some people are so narrow minded, half monkey - half human, how can some one this stupid be running for power, evolution is a long process,small changes, survival of the fittest. To be honest though, we may share 96% of the same DNA but this does not prove we evolved from them, we share about 25% of DNA with a daffodil, does not mean we evolved from them. I do believe the theory of evolution i just hate the people who try to use it against itself.
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    We share a common ancestor is the correct use of words. Carry on...
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    If Dinosaurs -> Birds, then I can easily believe Apes -> Humans.
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    @ Bower ranger Nah, I was just illustrating a point of how some things need to be protected/promoted by law/scientists/etc to keep the crazies in line :P
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    George Bush proves his no "half money half human" theory wrong straight away.
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    Like they say, people who say evolution isn't true don't understand its mechanics.
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    Uh, isn't it more like we evolved from the same things monkeys did. Not that we evolved from monkey directly, they would have changed over so much time, too. Either way, I don't see why anyone would care what Glenn Beck of all people says.
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    @Mickster Lol, Gravity isn't a theory, it's considered a law. So technically you're both right, and wrong.
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    @Fibbs The problem is that people like him are starting to run for political positions, and they have people voting for them. Look up Christine O'Donnell. Her ignorance to the Constitution is appauling. She didn't know that the first amendment separates church and state. Don't believe me? It's on video.
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    coming from the guy who said social action is a socialist concept. this is nothing new my understanding is we once RESEMBLED apes, but we have always been different. but then again, its kind of hard to know exactly
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    No, you guys. That's the thing, we didn't evolve from anything, in fact we are all actually rocks, rocks who communicate to each other via an alternate reality with mind links. Duh.
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    I saw one of his books at Wal-Mart yesterday while I was waiting for someone to finish looking at make up. I skimmed through it and can't take him seriously. Most of what he says is pretty much "Don't spend any money and the economy will fix itself".
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    Conservatism is for the poor.
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