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My massive rant about flies.

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Flies are bastards.
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    WRONG! Flies are insect
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    @AZWANTED They always bastard-ize me, therefore they are bastards. You sir. Must be wrong.
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    NOOOOO...... According to my research. Flies are attracted to something that smell like shit,garbage and rotten stuff. But sometime flies are also attracted to the sweet smell like perfume and chocolate. But by reading your word i can say that you either smell bad or you really like to wear perfume and that the reasons why the flies always bastard-ize you. So there is only one that you can do. Get this stuff and go rage.. fly_swatter.jpg. And your argument is wrong flies are insect and this is the real bastard
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    Well, I smell manly as always. Don't all of us mans? And yes. 404 Error is a bastard aswell, but flies bastard-ize me more.
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    fly-swatter.jpg this is what I have, buy one of thoose and kill thoose fuckers.
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    I tried out one of those electric flie-killing-devices on a friend o' mine, when we was at some silly store. He said that it hurt like hell, but he's quite a wimp. Maybe i should get one, even though that we barely got any flies here.
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    Here's my trap: Get a half filled can of jam. Cut the top open from the centre with a knife and bend the spiked edges inwards. In this way the fly can enter but can't leave and will slowly drown in the sweet jam. That's teach the fucker to try and steal my ice cream
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    I have a crane fly the size of my palm in my room which wont fly out, at night it makes such a racket flapping it's wings. I know thats technically not a fly but whatever. I hate everything.
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    And why are they bastards?
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    Because they are flies.
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    and smelly, annoying, noisy, bastard, big, disgusting, yeak.. I hate bugs (especially roach, damn shit.. another bastard)
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    Spiders kill flies. Humans kill spiders. Wipe out the human race and there will be more spiders to kill more flies. Problem solved. Profit.
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    I think we should start wiping out the human race by killing smithzx0rz flies are right proper bastards, they eat more shit than david cameron
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    @Spawndex, You sir just made a great suggestion. Let's kill smithz first.
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    You can't kill me, I'm already dead.
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    oh look, we've made him emo now his musical taste will go EVEN more shit than it was before :(
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    @ Dr. Ice That thing is awesome, I have one of those, killing flies has never been so fun.
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    I hate those, I get chased round the house with them
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    Make a fortress with these things: Outdoor_Insect_lamp_Fly_Trap_Mosquito_Ca Optionally, create a robot like suit out of a dozen of those.
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    @Brainz, you serve your name well. That is BRILLIANT.
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    Well, I smell manly as always.
    hahaha, u damn pokemon.
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    you nuke bomb to kill'em >:D
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    Come to Australia THEN complain about flies. Fucking lightweights. We have flies the size of antelopes.
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    and penises the size of peas. (except for tom, please dont ban me )
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    (except for tom, please dont ban me )
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    I feel this is necessary... LOLOLOL.jpg lol
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    I'm glad a lot of people share my pain on flies. @Jeffers, Be right there, I'll hop on the bike right now. only a couple thousand miles to go.
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    I'll get out the good dishes and put a fresh snag on the barbie.
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    Hell yes! only 7995 miles to go! there in a bit.
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