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Not sure if this has already been started but I had this idea in my head and I wanted to make a thread before I forgot it. The title basically explains all. Just post your own "joke" and yada yada. I'll start. You know you're a nerd when you have nightmares of getting PC viruses.

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    When you make threads like this. When I correct your grammar by saying it is "you're", not "your". When you go to the internet for help on picking up chicks.
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    Posted by Doctor Wily When I correct your grammar by saying it is "you're", not "your".
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    I compared sex to games to this girl I've been seeing the other day...
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    You know you're a nerd when your Pikachu evolves. O_o
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    Posted by Lolicon You know you're a nerd when your Pikachu evolves. O_o
    I don't get it :E
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    Posted by Sebhael I compared sex to games to this girl I've been seeing the other day...
    I compare the games industry to your mother, because they're both constantly screwing me over.
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    Posted by Sebhael I compared sex to games to this girl I've been seeing the other day...
    I compare the games industry to your mother, because they're both constantly screwing me over.
    I see what you did there. +1
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    Posted by Lolicon You know you're a nerd when your Pikachu evolves. O_o
    I don't get it :E
    You're obviously not a nerd then.
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    Posted by Sebhael I compared sex to games to this girl I've been seeing the other day...
    I compare the games industry to your mother, because they're both constantly screwing me over.
    not mention the crapton of bugs and exploits that they're too lazy to sort out.
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    Posted by sLick. When you make a "You know you're a nerd when..." thread.
    Someone already said that.
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    You know you're a nerd when you agree that "Real Life is a shitty game with amazing graphs".
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    Posted by NotSoSpecial You know you're a nerd when you agree that "Real Life is a shitty game with amazing graphs".
    mah real life gfx are still sucky to me :p
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    Posted by NotSoSpecial You know you're a nerd when you agree that "Real Life is a shitty game with amazing graphs".
    Doesn't mean it's a shitty game if your into role playing lol.
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    Posted by Doctor Wily When I correct your grammar by saying it is "you're", not "your".
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    Posted by Sebhael I compared sex to games to this girl I've been seeing the other day...
    I compare the games industry to your mother, because they're both constantly screwing me over.
    I see what you did there. +1
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    Posted by Lolicon You know you're a nerd when your Pikachu evolves. O_o
    I don't get it :E
    Pikachu never evolves bro!
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    Posted by Lolicon You know you're a nerd when your Pikachu evolves. O_o
    I don't get it :E
    Pikachu never evolves bro!
    But it does, with the thunderstone! At least it does in Pokemon Blue/Red. You can't in Yellow, but who played that anyway :P
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    Posted by Lolicon You know you're a nerd when your Pikachu evolves. O_o
    I don't get it :E
    Pikachu never evolves bro!
    But it does, with the thunderstone! At least it does in Pokemon Blue/Red. You can't in Yellow, but who played that anyway :P
    I actually did! It was teh awesome ):
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    Posted by Lolicon You know you're a nerd when your Pikachu evolves. O_o
    I don't get it :E
    Pikachu never evolves bro!
    But it does, with the thunderstone! At least it does in Pokemon Blue/Red. You can't in Yellow, but who played that anyway :P
    I actually did! It was teh awesome ):
    Crystal was the best though, what with the choosing of the sex and the animated attacks and what not.
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    Posted by Lolicon Crystal was the best though, what with the choosing of the sex and the animated attacks and what not.
    Bullshit, Pokemon Red + Blue (and green?) were the best. The game series went slowly downhill, Ruby+sapphire were alright, but the new ones are simply awful. They can't even think of pronounceable names anymore. And the system for 'attack type-effectiveness' used to make sense. How does one conclude that Fighting attacks should be super effective agaisnt 'dark'? ^ You know you're a nerd when you say that ^
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    Posted by Lolicon Crystal was the best though, what with the choosing of the sex and the animated attacks and what not.
    Bullshit, Pokemon Red + Blue (and green?) were the best. The game series went slowly downhill, Ruby+sapphire were alright, but the new ones are simply awful. They can't even think of pronounceable names anymore. And the system for 'attack type-effectiveness' used to make sense. How does one conclude that Fighting attacks should be super effective agaisnt 'dark'? ^ You know you're a nerd when you say that ^
    But in crystal u cn play as a girl whic is liek totaly hawt and the advanced animation is what revolutionized fighting gaims as we knoe it! and since the game cartrige wuz transparent it was made of a type of plastic that didn't give me a rash! and tat's totaly ftw n00b Beat that.
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    Posted by Lolicon But in crystal u cn play as a girl whic is liek totaly hawt and the advanced animation is what revolutionized fighting gaims as we knoe it! and since the game cartrige wuz transparent it was made of a type of plastic that didn't give me a rash! and tat's totaly ftw n00b Beat that.
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    Posted by Lolicon But in crystal u cn play as a girl whic is liek totaly hawt and the advanced animation is what revolutionized fighting gaims as we knoe it! and since the game cartrige wuz transparent it was made of a type of plastic that didn't give me a rash! and tat's totaly ftw n00b Beat that.
    Nerds know how to spell though. :P
    I'm jus typing less leters bcuz it takes shorter time which means i spend les time typing and more time fapping to playing Pokemon fire red on my nintendoDS
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    Posted by Lolicon I spend les time typing and more time fapping to playing Pokemon fire red on my nintendoDS
    Which is a remake of the classic ones, showing you know they're the best. /Discussion. and offtopic-ness
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    Posted by BrainZ You're not a nerd if you're afraid of getting viruses.
    Indeed; You know you're a nerd when spreading viruses for fun.
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