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Especially if their names are "I CRASH CSS SERVERS LOL"

MIC SPAM IS FOR COOL KIDS.

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    How do they even get every fucking single game?
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    Posted by Biohazard :3

    How do they even get every fucking single game?


    Parents buy them.
    I made IppE gay.
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    Damn that kids voice was hot
    i deem it jail bait worthy
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    This is why I fucking mute, everybody.

    People can join my vent if they want to talk to me when we are playing something.
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    It's not hard at all to crash servers, in fact it literally screams script kiddies. My friend had a buffer script and he would accidentally use it sometimes and it'd crash the server.
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    Posted by Sebhael

    This is why I fucking mute, everybody.

    People can join my vent if they want to talk to me when we are playing something.

    I hear ya man. I used to have ingame voice on, then went to vent instead. Cannot stand the shit some people spew to make themselves feel better. It's also a reason my 360 is gettin dusty, even worse on Live for this crap.

    Edit: Not the crashing, the verbal diarrhea is worse on Live.
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    Normal 11 years old kid :D

    "i crash you server" (timeleft spam)
    :D
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    Poster by dzaztr

    the verbal diarrhea is worse on Live.


    Not really, but of course Party chat obliterates that, hell I sit in a party sometimes just to avoid the 12 year old kids if I'm playing Halo or MW2.

    I remember playing a few PS3 games and despite the lack of people with mics, some of them still like to run their mouths, sometimes all you hear for the entire match is just static because Sony stupidly allow all sorts of Bluetooth mics rather than just one single standard, so all the shitty third party ones just spit out terrible quality sound the entire match even if it's owner isn't talking.
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    I just played against his kid in a tex2 server. he doesnt crash servers lol
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    Are you sure that's not you in the video?
    none.
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    As long as it is money for the companies they don't care if it's a twelve year old playing or an adult
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    Posted by Sebhael

    This is why I fucking mute, everybody.

    People can join my vent if they want to talk to me when we are playing something.


    Totally agreed.
    If I got kids, I never buy them a mic :S
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    This is why I don't play any custom gamemodes on CS:S other then DM, surf, and Bhop.

    Crashing servers is easy. just spam "rcon " into the console.
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    Posted by Godsmack

    Damn that kids voice was hot
    i deem it jail bait worthy

    You got a perty mouth boy...
    open up
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    Posted by .50 caliber aspirin

    Are you sure that's not you in the video?


    You can see the microphone icon over his head when he's talking.

    I don't own one, anyways.
    I made IppE gay.
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    Server probably crashed due to all his spam. Buffer overload or something like that.
    Stupidity is without anxiety.
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    Kiddy script.
    What a looser.
    He should've done it the proper way, F.A.I.L.
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    Posted by Godsmack

    Damn that kids voice was hot
    i deem it jail bait worthy


    Agreed I Crem De minted my pants just listening to it.
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    Am i the only kiddo here who started modding games when i was 9 and started playing games when i was 7? and i dont micspam lolfag
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    Ow LAWL
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    LOL break the wall of doom
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    Fucking with little kids is always a bad idea. Illegal too.
    pwn or be pwned
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    Posted by Sebhael

    This is why I fucking mute, everybody.

    People can join my vent if they want to talk to me when we are playing something.


    Agreed ,

    Been using sv_voicenable 0 since I first discovered it
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    Ah yes, the rare kind of child: the kind of kid you want a child molester to scoop up and never let out of his basement.
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    Posted by 0mikr0n

    Ah yes, the rare kind of child: the kind of kid you want a child molester to scoop up and never let out of his basement.

    0_o
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    Posted by sLick.

    Kiddy script.
    What a looser.
    He should've done it the proper way, F.A.I.L.


    What do you expect from a 10 year old kid?
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    PARENTS NEED TO BEAT THEIR CHILDREN!

    end of story... I'd beat my kids all day long they misbehave
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    Posted by dbg983

    Posted by sLick.

    Kiddy script.
    What a looser.
    He should've done it the proper way, F.A.I.L.


    What do you expect from a 10 year old kid?

    Look up Russian hackers and you'll see what I expect. ;)
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    Posted by sLick.

    Posted by dbg983

    Posted by sLick.

    Kiddy script.
    What a looser.
    He should've done it the proper way, F.A.I.L.


    What do you expect from a 10 year old kid?

    Look up Russian hackers and you'll see what I expect. ;)


    The one that stole millions of dollars from different banks?
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    Posted by dbg983

    Posted by sLick.

    Posted by dbg983

    Posted by sLick.

    Kiddy script.
    What a looser.
    He should've done it the proper way, F.A.I.L.


    What do you expect from a 10 year old kid?

    Look up Russian hackers and you'll see what I expect. ;)


    The one that stole millions of dollars from different banks?

    Yes, amongst other things... :P
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    Posted by sooBlown

    Posted by Sebhael

    This is why I fucking mute, everybody.

    People can join my vent if they want to talk to me when we are playing something.


    Agreed ,

    Been using sv_voicenable 0 since I first discovered it


    Yeah, voice_scale 0 was the greatest thing valve ever made.
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    Lol, I swear they fixing/fixed the crash abuse bugs.
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    Yap...mic talking is good for organized game, on internet among unknown people it is usually disturbing.
    I disabling...
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    I don't understand why people mute other players.

    I love when I hear cunts like this mic spamming, makes me fucking lol.
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    I hate the people that spam rap music and talk gangster
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    That kid sounded at the begining like the alarm of the car of old jenkins across the street
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    Posted by sмιтн

    I don't understand why people mute other players.

    I love when I hear cunts like this mic spamming, makes me fucking lol.


    I agree with this guy.

    Once I was playing Killing Floor, some little douche decided to screech on his mic as he was getting mauled by a Fleshpound, it made the game more intense just hearing his screams and the pace of the game picked up.

    Little kids aren't as useless as you think.
    I made IppE gay.
  • 8y
    Posted by Biohazard :3

    How do they even get every fucking single game?

    Pirating,Limewiring,Downloading,all that crap...
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    I have no fucking idea why I watched the whole thing.
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    Posted by yumyumshisha

    I have no fucking idea why I watched the whole thing.

    I have no fucking idea why you bumped an old crappy thread.
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    Posted by sLick.

    Posted by yumyumshisha

    I have no fucking idea why I watched the whole thing.

    I have no fucking idea why you bumped an old crappy thread.

    Hm... you did that same, in fact you posted just to tell him that he bumped an old thread. Now, I'm not doing the same because I don't actually care that this thread got bumped because it's actually kind of funny.
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