100 things i´ve learnt from playing CS:S

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Well, theres been four threads about this, One about Crysis and one about... Warhead and the third is.. i think it was Far Cry 2. and the fourth is for COD MW2 Okay so the rules is simple: I begin. 1. CS:S have tought me that if you are surfing and fails, you have to go to jail Then another person should continue that chain by writing a number and a dot. Like this as an example 2. And then the thing that the CS Series or CS:S has taught me. Oh well, Now that we have covered that out, i will begin for real now. 1) CS:S have tought me that if you are surfing and fails, you have to go to jail 2) CS:S have tought me that if your surfing, you can teleport to wierd places from random spots. Now, Continue the chain!

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    3) CSS has taught me that a shotgun to someones face can in one instance be less effective than the same shot the the stomach and in another instance instant kill

    4) CSS has taught me that 90% of the gaming population have not had their balls drop

    5) CSS has taught me hacking is a great way to have fun and anyone who does it is really cool
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    5) when in a dire zombie situation, i find that knocking over vending machines are the best way to block doors
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    6. CSS has taught me that the guns in my house are worthless, the only thing I need is an AWP.
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    7. css has taught me that if zombies invade all i need is a pump shotgun and some soda machines.
    8. css has taught me that you can 1 dual elite pistols but not two single pistols
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    9. CSS has taught me that every one is not where they really are.
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    10) CSS has taught me Arctic Warfare Magnums are called by the users Arctic Warfare Police

    11) CSS has taught me a AWP round to the shin is deadly

    12) CSS has taught me that firing 30 bullets from 2 feet away only 4 will hit.
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    13) CSS has taught me that if i'm using a gun not actually allowed on the battlefield, it's either replaced with and original gun, or turns into wireframe..
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    14) CSS has taught me that almost every admin is a lowbob who resctricts awp as a buyable weapon.
    15) CSS has taught me that if AWP fight with other weapons, AWP will win.
    16) CSS has taught me that CSS is the best game ever!
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    14) CSS has thought me that if i rescue hostages, they just dissapear
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    Posted by rimlanin

    14) CSS has thought me that if i rescue hostages, they just dissapear


    lol 17)* ? :D
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    Posted by rimlanin

    14) CSS has thought me that if i rescue hostages, they just dissapear


    lol 17)* ? :D


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    18.) CSS taught me that when in jail, your allowed knifes (jailbreak)
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    19) CSS has taught me that all little kids should
    BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!!!
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    20) CSS has taught me that I can get a grenade stuck in my face and walk away unharmed.
    21) CSS has taught me that if fired at the right angle an AWP bullet can go through a steel girder, a concrete wall, a metal electrical fuse box and still smack two people on the dome hard enough to kill them.
    22) CSS has taught me how to keep my cool
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    23) Kevlar Don't Do Shit.
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    Posted by McTavish

    23) Kevlar Don't Do Shit.


    In CS:S it does. Especially on pistol rounds.
    Buy deag, drop deag on floor, retry to server, buy armour, pick up deag, you are now a pistol round tank of a player.
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    24) CSS has taught me the original CS was much better.
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    25.) It's apparently dishonorable to die by certain weapons on the battlefield. Like the UMP.
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    25) CS:S has taught me that you can use weapons without license
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    Posted by Exte

    25) CS:S has taught me that you can use weapons without license

    /26.*
    27.CSS taught me that when i get raped by a zombie i become one.
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    26 - css taught me that you superiors dump you in a small batllefield seal all the exits and dont let you out until you killed the other team or finished an objective
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    27) That I can go any large building, and will have no trouble navigating my way through the venting system

    28) That if you shoot at a wooden door for long enough, you will get a kill eventually get called a camping fag, or be backstabbed.
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    29) CS:S has taught me that if you fall from a building and you land on water, no matter the height, you'll survive.
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