Condom has burst.

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Damnit.

Today I was with my girl and we had sex. I was using a condom. The biggest problem is that I didn't know/didn't feel that the condom has burst. Yeah..I came in her. When I saw that I just couldn't believe it...you don't wanna know how it is when that happens. She's getting some urgent pills tomorrow, which stops the pregnancy. She's getting that pregnancy test also. I hope everything will be alright. Wish me luck! Just wanted to share it with you guys.
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    Good luck I hope it'll be a girl.
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    I love her. No way I'm letting her go. <3
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    Posted by boiler rat RUN BITCH!!! Fuck her!! Get out of there!
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    Where you using a trojan?
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    Posted by Shinigami35 Where you using a trojan?
    Nah, I was using Durex. Fuck.
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    Wrap your junk in aluminum foil and duct tape next time.
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    Magnums or Trojans NEVER EVER be cheap when it comes to condoms.
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    Just hope your garbage isn't as big as this cat's then you are screwed.
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    You came in her today, and she's getting a pregnancy test tomorrow? HAHAHAHAHAHA overreacting much? Those pills take care of everything, believe me.
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    Holy shit mines are bigger than the cats!
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    Posted by Gibez You came in her today, and she's getting a pregnancy test tomorrow? HAHAHAHAHAHA overreacting much? Those pills take care of everything, believe me.
    You got me wrong. She'll be using the pills tomorrow and the test in some days. The test is no good if you use it the day after the sex.
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    Posted by Gibez You came in her today, and she's getting a pregnancy test tomorrow? HAHAHAHAHAHA overreacting much? Those pills take care of everything, believe me.
    You got me wrong. She'll be using the pills tomorrow and the test in some days. The test is no good if you use it the day after the sex.
    Okay ;) Just don't worry about it man, those pill have like 98% of working if she takes one within 24 hours. And not even talking about the fact that your sperm probably didn't reach her eggies, which is also a very slim chance.
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    She should take daily anticonceptionpills in advance and in the future, it's safer I guess.
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    Posted by Gibez You came in her today, and she's getting a pregnancy test tomorrow? HAHAHAHAHAHA overreacting much? Those pills take care of everything, believe me.
    You got me wrong. She'll be using the pills tomorrow and the test in some days. The test is no good if you use it the day after the sex.
    Okay ;) Just don't worry about it man, those pill have like 98% of working if she takes one within 24 hours.
    You need to take the first pill within 72hours, otherwise you can say goodbye to these pills. Well, I hope everything's gonna be fine. Anyway, what's the possibility to be pregnant if you cum into her?
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    Posted by markslo1 Anyway, what's the possibility to be pregnant if you cum into her?
    That differs. If you do that shortly after or before the ovulation, the chances are higher. Cells can survive about three days in the female womb, if there isn't a ovule to be fertilized, the cells will probably die. You should ask her when her last menstruation was, if that was less than ten days ago, it isn't very likely a ovule will be fertilized since those aren't in the womb then. Yet I recommend she takes those pills anyhow.
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    Posted by Gibez You came in her today, and she's getting a pregnancy test tomorrow? HAHAHAHAHAHA overreacting much? Those pills take care of everything, believe me.
    You got me wrong. She'll be using the pills tomorrow and the test in some days. The test is no good if you use it the day after the sex.
    Okay ;) Just don't worry about it man, those pill have like 98% of working if she takes one within 24 hours.
    You need to take the first pill within 72hours, otherwise you can say goodbye to these pills. Well, I hope everything's gonna be fine. Anyway, what's the possibility to be pregnant if you cum into her?
    There's a lot of factors that come look with that kinda shit. She needs to be in her ovulation or some shit for the highest chance. But it really doesn't matter, because if she takes the pill, the chance is unbelievably small she'll still be pregnant. And if she still is, you're the unluckiest motherfucker alive. I hate saying things like I've had sex on the internet, but I've had it like 3 times, all 3 times we got that pill, and I don't have no preggie wimin. EDIT: wait that sounded very fucking wrong, I meant I've had 3 fuckups while having sex O_o I.E. ripped condom
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    Posted by Shinigami35 Magnums or Trojans NEVER EVER be cheap when it comes to condoms.
    Durex is the number one brand in Europe. Because you don't know it, doesn't make it a bad brand. --- Anyway, this exists as well and works if it's taken shortly after the incident. Be prepared to give emotional support to your girlfriend and talk it out well, this is not an easy subject and you could see it as killing something.
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    That's why you should of brought me. You can fuck her, then right as you're about to cum, ram it in my ass.
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    Posted by Shinigami35 Magnums or Trojans NEVER EVER be cheap when it comes to condoms.
    Durex is the number one brand in Europe. Because you don't know it, doesn't make it a bad brand. --- Anyway, this exists as well and works if it's taken shortly after the incident. Be prepared to give emotional support to your girlfriend and talk it out well, this is not an easy subject and you could see it as killing something.
    A morning after pill? Damn you must be fucking emotional to see that as killing. The girls I know that took 'em didn't think it was sad, nor did I. I really didn't see it as my baby. It's like.. nothing. Huge ass chance my spermfish didn't even reach her eggers.
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    Posted by Gibez A morning after pill? Damn you must be fucking emotional to see that as killing. The girls I know that took 'em didn't think it was sad, nor did I. I really didn't see it as my baby. It's like.. nothing. Huge ass chance my spermfish didn't even reach her eggers.
    I didn't say I did, some do though. Besides, the morning after pill is something you shouldn't be using frequently and it seems you're using them instead of regular contraception which is not a good idea.
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    She told her aunt what happened. She'll get the pills for sure now. No need to be worried. Still, I was shocked when I saw the sperm coming out of her pussycat.
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    Posted by Gibez A morning after pill? Damn you must be fucking emotional to see that as killing. The girls I know that took 'em didn't think it was sad, nor did I. I really didn't see it as my baby. It's like.. nothing. Huge ass chance my spermfish didn't even reach her eggers.
    I didn't say I did, some do though. Besides, the morning after pill is something you shouldn't be using frequently and it seems you're using them instead of regular contraception which is not a good idea.
    I didn't say you did, though when reading my post I understand you thought I did, sorry. And it's happened over like 4 years, so I know they shouldn't be used frequently.
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    Posted by Gibez A morning after pill? Damn you must be fucking emotional to see that as killing. The girls I know that took 'em didn't think it was sad, nor did I. I really didn't see it as my baby. It's like.. nothing. Huge ass chance my spermfish didn't even reach her eggers.
    I didn't say I did, some do though.
    Yep... Been there, had that fucking nightmare become a reality. Straight out of a bad sit com, but it does happen. Girls can flip on this kind of a subject in a second... I know...
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    Posted by markslo1 She told her aunt what happened. She'll get the pills for sure now. No need to be worried. Still, I was shocked when I saw the sperm coming out of her pussycat.
    Sorry to say, but that sounded like bestiality. :X
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    Posted by Zippit Good luck I hope it'll be a girl.
    So you can have sex with her...
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    Posted by Zippit Good luck I hope it'll be a girl.
    So you can have sex with her...
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    Posted by Botch You gotta suck it out like a snake bite.
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    Posted by Zippit Good luck I hope it'll be a girl.
    So you can have sex with her...
    What do you mean? Zippit can have sex with boys too
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    Posted by Zippit Good luck I hope it'll be a girl.
    So you can have sex with her...
    What do you mean? Zippit can have sex with boys too
    And hermaphrodites for that matter.
    Pedobear alert.
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    Posted by Zippit And hermaphrodites for that matter.
    And why stop there? Inanimate objects (chairs are hot) are molestable as well.
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    Posted by Zippit Good luck I hope it'll be a girl.
    So you can have sex with her...
    What do you mean? Zippit can have sex with boys too
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    Posted by markslo1
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    Posted by Zippit Good luck I hope it'll be a girl.
    So you can have sex with her...
    What do you mean? Zippit can have sex with boys too
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    Posted by Zippit What does pedophilia has to do with this?
    Well after 8-11 years from now everyone will be ringing markslo1's doorbell asking if her daughter could come out to play.
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    Posted by Botch You gotta suck it out like a snake bite.
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    Posted by Gibez You came in her today, and she's getting a pregnancy test tomorrow? HAHAHAHAHAHA overreacting much? Those pills take care of everything, believe me.
    The pills stop the embryo from attaching itself to the cervex (inside of womb). So basically, it just shrivels up and dies.
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    Why did u use a condom ? she is your gf i think she didn't have aids or something ^^ and if you cum..do it on her face or her belly
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    Morning after pill will be fine. You can't use a preggers test until after her next period should be.
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    Posted by Eagle. When was her last period?
    I have no idea, although her next menstruation is in 1 and a half week. Anyway, she got her pills now and she already took one so I hope it'll be fine.
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    Posted by Zippit What does pedophilia has to do with this?
    Well after 8-11 years from now everyone will be ringing markslo1's doorbell asking if her daughter could come out to play.
    Fuck that shit... I'm fucking his girlfriend and the fetus at the same time! I'm like 24 inches... from the ground.
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    Posted by Zippit What does pedophilia has to do with this?
    Well after 8-11 years from now everyone will be ringing markslo1's doorbell asking if her daughter could come out to play.
    Fuck that shit... I'm fucking his girlfriend and the fetus at the same time! I'm like 24 inches... from the ground.
    Holy shit! We should have an orgy. Only one thing though. You'll be fucking me and I'll be fucking my girl.
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    Solution: Cupcake filled with about 16 anti-pregnancy pills. Problem solved :D
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    Never had a condom break on me, but I can't imagine the panic and the feeling i'd have if I found that out. Thankfully I pay attention to advertisements on TV and there is a contraceptive pill called "Plan B". It works like up to like a day after intercourse and prevents the pregnancy.
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    Well in Canada there is something called a Plan B Pill. So if plan A (condom) fails just turn to your local Drug Mart and get a Plan B! :D Here is how it works: plan B is two pills which you take together. If taken within 72 hours, it prevents pregnancy by doing one of three things: Temporarily stops the release of an egg from the ovary Prevents fertilization Prevents a fertilized egg from attaching to the uterus So yeah.. Don't know what it might be called in US of A.. But heh ain't to hard to look for it. in a Drug Store "Do you have Plan B?" Boom Done. EDIT: Damn you Silent
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    If the pill doesn't work, can I have the baby?
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