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dumb ass friend

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ok i was in school and my friend was tell some story or something and all of the sudden he told us about when he was 7 and he was playin with something and he broke his mothers china... he knew he was in big trouble and he knew that he as gonna get spanked by his dad. so his dumb ass devised a plan so when his dad came home he would throw a pillow at his dad and then run into his room. he had a phone book under the covers so that when he ran into his room and got under the covers he could put the phonebook under his ass and when his dad spanked the shit outta him it wouldent hurt. SO! when his dad came home he did what he planned and it worked.... but no my friend is a complet jackass and when they sat down for dinner that night he was actin like his ass hurt and he sat down and all of the sudden his monkey ass started bustin out laughin... because he yelled at his dad "I TRICKED YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA" he told his dad what he did and then his dad slapped the shit outta him lol and then he spanked him...... the stuipd freind was Dexter -m1nd
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    wut did shifty do to get himself banned anyways?
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    /me disses shifty
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    Shifty was a sharp shooter dont diss him
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    more like shifty's MOMS dick hahahahahahahhaahhaha what a ****ing lame joke on my part.... sorry
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    Originally posted by STiGMAtA satan can suck my big fat cock. LOL im playing. i had the impuls to say that. give him some credit satan, unless u can come up with something better...
    sure.... how about... stfu noob ass fag kid stigmata, go suck shiftys dick.
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    satan can suck my big fat cock. LOL im playing. i had the impuls to say that. give him some credit satan, unless u can come up with something better...
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    worst story ever. GJ making it up as you went
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    lol kinda funny, but my dad used to spank me. putting decks of cards or wallets in ur back pockets helps alot......lol
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    lame story
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    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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