6900 Things Crysis has taught me

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This thread was inspired by PrAy-N-SpRaY's 6900 Things Far Cry 2 has taught me thread. 1. If you pick up a animal and drop it on a roof top, it will fall straight through. 2. Every vehicle has nitrous. 3. Koreans can all speak english, we just have to make em . 4. One tool can fix any type of car or boat regardless of the problem. xD 5. You can punch open doors and jump onto rooftops, but you cant turn over a fliped car. Continue the list Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver).

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    6. You can fly inside a mountain.
    7. You can swim underwater as long as you want, you don't need oxygen.
    8. You can lag the crap out of yourself in Crysis, while getting 60 fps in Crysis: Warhead
    9. If a metal sheet falls on you, you die, but if you jump off a mountain that is over 1 km high, you survive.
    10. If you are stronger, you are more accurate.
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    11. the crysis story writers lack all originality
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    "If you follow footsteps of other, you will never end up first"

    Same goes for this thread...
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    Posted by RME

    "If you follow footsteps of other, you will never end up first"

    Same goes for this thread...

    he already said that it was taken from another thread, leave it dude...
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    12. Frogs lack physics.
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    13.if you wish to stop time just let 9000 barrels explode

    HAH battlemech i was first!
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    14. If you jump from the top of a building onto a slanted surface (stairway railing) you wont take damage
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    15.aliens are cool

    did you see what i just did there?
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    16. Walking into a blown up vehicle can occasionally kill you.. leikkk wtf man? realod in 10 seconds...

    XD Humo
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    17. Koreans in boats can see you miles away.
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    17. Koreans in boats can see you miles away.

    18. Said Koreans can snipe you with un-accurate LMG's from miles away.
    19. All vehicles have a gas tank which will make the entire vehicle explode if shot.
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    20. SCAR ammo is rare.
    21. Cloak depletes in least expected moment.
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    22. Koreans have nano suits! Oh noes
    23. You can shot a korean in a nano suit up to 10 times in the head without him dieing
    24. You can only be shot about twice in the head before you die... >_<
    25. Said koreans can appear out of nowhere, punch you in the head and make you go unconcious
    26. Turrets can overheat in -200 degree cold zone o_0
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    27: The nano suits cost missions of dollars, but the Korean Army has more suiters than the US.
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    28: Nanosuits don't have hearing aids.

    28 1/2: some people are perfectionist bastards.
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    Posted by TheGrymoire

    Nanosuits don't have hearing aids.

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    29. Frag grenades can make houses collapse.
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    Eh, 30. Nanosuits have things to lift your normal human abilities, but no jetpack...
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    28: Nanosuits don't have hearing aids.

    28 1/2: some people are perfectionist bastards.

    31. Even the most powerful computers fail at Crysis.

    31 1/2. Some people just make you feel very intelligent.
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    32. its whats on the inside that counts
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    33. Psycho likes men.



    lol.
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    34. All Koreans shoot at people who wear a nanosuit.
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    35. Sharks can not be killed with any weapon.
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    33. Psycho likes men.

    lol.

    Omg... lol...

    36. Koreans don't shoot you if you are invisible driving a truck or any windowed vehicle, only the vehicle iteself.
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    37. You have a super expensive suit but you don't have any knives.
    38. Helicopters are inescapable, they seem to know exactly where you are at all times.
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    39. you can stand a ladder up on nothing but the ground and climb it.
    40. Koreans will use the bathroom every 5 seconds.
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    41. When you cloak, for some reason the Koreans know where you are, but won't shoot at you.
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    42. The tranquilizer gun is absolutely useless
    43. Small Arms can damage APCs to the point of destruction
    44. The Korean Military has better planes and pilots than us.
    45. Silencers make guns useless, and bullets don't do shit.
    46. You can fire the turret of a humvee while driving.
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    47. Older PCs beware
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    46. You can fire the turret of a humvee while driving.

    It depends on the difficulty you've chosen.

    48. Turtles can sometimes kill you when you step on them.
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    49. that the npc's can take 2 mags to the body and still fire back.
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    50. Barrels make good grenades
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    51. Sharks can fly.
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    52. Zoe cant play it or else his computer explodes.
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    19. All vehicles have a gas tank which will make the entire vehicle explode if shot.

    i learned that from GTA
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    53. Good PC not included with game.
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    54. Enemies will not notice the dead body on the ground in front of them.
    55. even tho you can have subtitles turned on the characters will never stick to the script.
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    56. The system requirement can cause some people computer to scream.
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    57. Contains no visual nudity.
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    58. Running fast into a tiny crate can kill you
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    59. America will invade any island if a single distress signal is sent out
    60. The Korean Commander says "Ees-beka!" too much
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    52. Zoe cant play it or else his computer explodes.

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    61. you are unusually strong, and can pick up people with one hand and shoot with the other.
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    62. You can see a soldier pissing in the water.
    63. You can destroy buildings
    64. You can go into the deep sea and get eaten by a shark
    65. You can get a shower under waterfall.
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    66. Sharks can float over land and follow you to everywhere.
    67. You can kill the shark.
    68. Another shark will come to kill you.
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    69. You can throw a water bottle in someone.
    70. When you shoot a soldier, his hat falls off and if you shoot the hat blood will come out of it.
    71. You can kill yourself by RPG
    71. You can get killed by a sniper from a very long range
    72. You can rape soldiers
    73. You can drive vehicles.
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    74: You can div in the dark waterzzz
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    75: A green banana can kill a korean but not a yellow banana
    76: The korean trees can sometimes glitch
    77: Aliens are attacking your place!
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    78. Koreans die from movable object, when they touch them!
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    79. Weapons are fucking useless, fists aren't.
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    You can drive a jeep while you shoot with an MG. Yay!
    turds taste like shit
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