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Here is a fun way to crash CS:S when you are bored. Start up CS:S and create your own server on any map. In console type sv_cheats 1, then type in sv_friction -1 and then type in noclip. After you have set these settings move in any direction. You will fly through the map and keep going...and going...and going...and going...soon your hands will start glitching and freaking out, the CS:S should freeze and crash. The sv_friction -1 makes it so instead of being slowed down through friction it instead speeds you up. Set sv_friction to a lower number to make the process go even faster, like sv_friction -5. YES, I was bored.

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    And you told us this because....?
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    Lol, i agree, WTF is the point in this?

    well.. at least you didnt post in tutorials :P

    and.. y'know, this is one way, i can think up twenty in about 5 seconds...
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    I wonder if this would happen in real life? If you could travel to the end of the universe and cross the edge.. Maybe your hands start to glitch, then life freezes and crashes with the message "everything has got a problem and will shut down"...

    I would give a lot of money to have a real life console.. yeah :D
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    I tried making a cycling flashlight script, so if I held it down it'd flicker my flashlight, but if I just pressed it it'd normally put my flashlight on. It turned on fine, but it didn't turn off. At all. Then NOTHING worked. AT ALL. I couldn't disconnect, exit, walk, no keys were working, couldn't exit the game. Nothing at all.
    If I waited long enough it'd crash. :D
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    Posted by Fedda

    I wonder if this would happen in real life? If you could travel to the end of the universe and cross the edge.. Maybe your hands start to glitch, then life freezes and crashes with the message "everything has got a problem and will shut down"...

    I would give a lot of money to have a real life console.. yeah :D


    yeah, but.. everyone would be running around shouting "TYPE KILL IN CONSOLE TO KILL T'S"
    or "put sv_gravity 0"!!!!
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    Posted by Fedda

    I would give a lot of money to have a real life console.. yeah :D


    Noclip for the fucking win.
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    Posted by Poxie

    Noclip for the fucking win.

    Don't forget impulse 101
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    Setting gravity to a negative value will also freeze CS:S and crash the server.
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    Posted by Fedda

    Posted by Poxie

    Noclip for the fucking win.

    Don't forget impulse 101


    i wouldn't like a nuke falling on my face :P
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    Posted by ∏EpicPhail∏

    i wouldn't like a nuke falling on my face :P

    Impulse 101 gives you health, ammo, money, armor etc boost.
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    Posted by Fedda

    Posted by ∏EpicPhail∏

    i wouldn't like a nuke falling on my face :P

    Impulse 101 gives you health, ammo, money, armor etc boost.


    weapons.
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    Impulse 101 gives all the weapons in the game, so I would assume it would give you every single weapon ever made in real life.
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    Posted by Fibbs

    I tried making a cycling flashlight script, so if I held it down it'd flicker my flashlight, but if I just pressed it it'd normally put my flashlight on. It turned on fine, but it didn't turn off. At all. Then NOTHING worked. AT ALL. I couldn't disconnect, exit, walk, no keys were working, couldn't exit the game. Nothing at all.
    If I waited long enough it'd crash. :D


    Use the restart button on your case.
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    Posted by Fibbs

    I tried making a cycling flashlight script, so if I held it down it'd flicker my flashlight, but if I just pressed it it'd normally put my flashlight on. It turned on fine, but it didn't turn off. At all. Then NOTHING worked. AT ALL. I couldn't disconnect, exit, walk, no keys were working, couldn't exit the game. Nothing at all.
    If I waited long enough it'd crash. :D


    Use the restart button on your case.

    Or I could tab out and end process? :0
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    Posted by Mute+Deethis

    Fun way to crash CS:S


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    owait.
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    Posted by ∏EpicPhail∏

    i wouldn't like a nuke falling on my face :P

    Impulse 101 gives you health, ammo, money, armor etc boost.

    In CS:S, impulse 101 only gives the player $16,000.
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    Posted by KniteWulf

    Posted by Fedda

    Posted by ∏EpicPhail∏

    i wouldn't like a nuke falling on my face :P

    Impulse 101 gives you health, ammo, money, armor etc boost.

    In CS:S, impulse 101 only gives the player $16,000.

    Touche... AND AWAY!!!!!!

    Anyway for me the way I crashed CSS before i got the dust out of my computer..I would play for about 30 minutes, GFX would fuck up and I would get a blue screen. :D Now that doesn't happen anymore... :(
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