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6900 Things Far Cry 2 has taught me

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1. Guns rust with-in an hour of pick up. 2. You and your car can survive falls of hundreds of feet, your car might be a little smoky but you'll be fine. 3. Little Briefcases are hidden around the world which bleep when you're near them. 4. One tool can fix any type of car or boat regardless of the problem. 5. Jeep is the main supplier of vehicles in Africa, maintaining a steady stream of unlimited cars. Continue the list senor peuptypants.

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    8. Its fun burning the world 9. Its fun when guns explode
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    10. Green grass and foliage can be lit on fire, no problem.
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    13. You can carry a 50kg can of biotoxic waste on you while you run.
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    15. Your friends can find you instantly if you die 16. Malaria symptoms can be cured instantly with a single pill that only lasts a few hours 17. All arms dealerships in the Africa are run by the same person
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    17. No matter how slow you are going, you will kill a wild animal if it walks into your vehicle.
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    18. AK47 > Cars
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    19. We need to update numbers.
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    21. Men who you are trying to kill are constantly saving your life.
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    22. You can finger bullets through your arms. 23. You can become a drug addict which makes yourself feel better. 24. You can do barrel rolls in a glider.
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    25. People abandon golden AK-47's in the wilderness
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    Posted by T-Bag-T 18. AK47 > Cars
    True fact, an AK47 can shoot a hole in a railroad rail bar. 26. Who cares about bullets as long as you take em out.
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    27. Dune Buggy are fast
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    28. AK-47s can jam
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    You guys have no idea how hard it is for me to not post what I want to...
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    Posted by Sebhael You guys have no idea how hard it is for me to not post what I want to...
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    Posted by Sebhael You guys have no idea how hard it is for me to not post what I want to...
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    I don't feel like getting gagged today. So maybe one of those days that I get pissed off to the point where I don't give a damn I'll revisit this thread and post it.
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    29. Some crazy person with a voice modulator knows your cellphone number 30. Vehicles never run out of gas. Ever.
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    31. u can play as 5 other people but the same things happen.
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    33. Weapons bought online are automatically transported to your shed, where you will have unlimited quantities of that weapon.
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    34. You can shoot your friends in the back of the head and then "save" them over and over, and they will be grateful. 35. Bullet wounds, or any wounds for that matter, only exist when you have really low health and in hollywood action movies. 36. People don't see a pattern when all their commanding officers are killed by the same person. 37. If you carry a sniper rifle, you can spot people hiding a mile away, when you wouldn't see them standing right infront of you had you carried a scopeless weapon. 38. A human being can hold his/her arms perfectly still even when running, scopes do not sway in reality.
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    39. All your missions are secret 40. All the people in the game are white and black, so if you are the asain guy, your fucked 41. you can get wounds you dont notice until you need to pull the pulled outta your hand 42. The zebras like to run into your car 43. Discovery make africa seem like a place full of animals 44. The people can tell the difference between a cab driver and a mercenary 45. You can easily let your buddy die by not finding him after a long fight 46. The yugoslavian thinks he can take out a convoy of 30 guys with assult rifles with his old rusty hunting shotgun
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    47. The MP-5, FN-FAL, G3, AK-47, and M16 all use the same round. 48. Gun designers are retards. 49. All of your friends are clairvoyant. 50. You are apparently retarded. (How many times in this game do you destroy malaria medication and then have to turn around and search the whole damn country for 3 pills?) 51. A 300 foot drop, fiery inferno, 20 or so .50 caliber rounds to the bonnet, 120 km/h head on collision, no matter what ails your car/boat, a few quick twists on one bolt on the header and it's all better.
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    63. that you cant do shit in the jungle whit out a flamethrower. 64. the cars got magic control. 65. the npc's can shoot you from a mile away whit a AK.
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    66. Some small African plants are harder than steel 67. No-one knows you blew up that shed if no-one saw you do it
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    68. The fact that one person can kill pretty much an entire army, and still has to drive around in a shitty coupé. Where's my gold helicopter damnit!? 69. Apparently people leave diamonds in beeping briefcases.
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    70. When you get down to Africa you get Malaria. 71. The enemy's car are faster then yours no matter what. 72. Water is good for your health
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    73. Waiting for farcry 2 can be tiresome.
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    75. the outpost's have magic respawn time. 76. npc's can take 100 bullets to the head whit out dieing. (whit mounted guns)
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    77. If you take a car, you die, take a bus, you live!!
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    78. Everyone hates you and knows who you are. 79. Every single person thinks you are a threat and must kill you.
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    80. You can cut down trees with handheld guns.
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    81. when your set on fire you can break your arm, or even gain a bullet wound.
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    82. People in Africa are black.
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    Posted by Job_For_A_Cowboy 82. People in Africa are black.
    Close to what I was going to post. Just something about all sharing the same common disease and having trigger happy tenancies towards whites. Then followed up with an "Oh wait..."
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