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1. Guns rust with-in an hour of pick up.
2. You and your car can survive falls of hundreds of feet, your car might be a little smoky but you'll be fine.
3. Little Briefcases are hidden around the world which bleep when you're near them.
4. One tool can fix any type of car or boat regardless of the problem.
5. Jeep is the main supplier of vehicles in Africa, maintaining a steady stream of unlimited cars.
Continue the list senor peuptypants.
15. Your friends can find you instantly if you die
16. Malaria symptoms can be cured instantly with a single pill that only lasts a few hours
17. All arms dealerships in the Africa are run by the same person
34. You can shoot your friends in the back of the head and then "save" them over and over, and they will be grateful.
35. Bullet wounds, or any wounds for that matter, only exist when you have really low health and in hollywood action movies.
36. People don't see a pattern when all their commanding officers are killed by the same person.
37. If you carry a sniper rifle, you can spot people hiding a mile away, when you wouldn't see them standing right infront of you had you carried a scopeless weapon.
38. A human being can hold his/her arms perfectly still even when running, scopes do not sway in reality.
39. All your missions are secret
40. All the people in the game are white and black, so if you are the asain guy, your fucked
41. you can get wounds you dont notice until you need to pull the pulled outta your hand
42. The zebras like to run into your car
43. Discovery make africa seem like a place full of animals
44. The people can tell the difference between a cab driver and a mercenary
45. You can easily let your buddy die by not finding him after a long fight
46. The yugoslavian thinks he can take out a convoy of 30 guys with assult rifles with his old rusty hunting shotgun
47. The MP-5, FN-FAL, G3, AK-47, and M16 all use the same round.
48. Gun designers are retards.
49. All of your friends are clairvoyant.
50. You are apparently retarded. (How many times in this game do you destroy malaria medication and then have to turn around and search the whole damn country for 3 pills?)
51. A 300 foot drop, fiery inferno, 20 or so .50 caliber rounds to the bonnet, 120 km/h head on collision, no matter what ails your car/boat, a few quick twists on one bolt on the header and it's all better.
68. The fact that one person can kill pretty much an entire army, and still has to drive around in a shitty coupé. Where's my gold helicopter damnit!?
69. Apparently people leave diamonds in beeping briefcases.
86. As soon as you enter Africa, you instantly become so badass that you can pull shrapnel out of a gushing wound with your mouth and not scream.
87. Morphine fixes everything, ever.
88. Fires burn in neat circles that are always the same size.
89. enemies can't follow the giant-ass smoke trail of a flare back to you.
90. everyone sounds like they were prerecorded and played back at 1.3x speed.
91. knife > water buffalo