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Steven Seagal Gifs

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Need some.

So basically I want some awesome Steven Seagal animated gifs. He's the new Chuck Norris. He doesn't tolerate bitchassness™ as you can see in the gif below. It's rare for Seagal to be captured on film (because of course he only appears when killing people with his .45 which he never needs to reload and when he's doing movies) but I'm sure this isn't the only one. Post all you've got!

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    Even if he has a gun and looks kinda badass, he'll never be as L33t as Chuck Norris!
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    Man this is on channel five like everyweek. his films are pretty funny, not because they're funny, but because they're so stupid.
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    He kills kids, srsly. Take someone of your size or even bigger.
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    No one simply beats chuck norris
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    What movie is that? It's so awful!
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    Seriously. why is he shooting children, like wtf.
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    First of all, they're different clips put together to make it seem like he is killing kids. Secondly, I wouldn't be a little bitchass like you're being or else Steven Seagal will kick your fucking ass and then rape you and kill you. So post some gifs of his infinite awesomeness. Also, yes I agree his recent movies suck balls, but when he still had his contract with Warner Bros. (I think Warner Bros...) his movies were kick ass (Under Siege 1 and 2, etc). The whole Chuck Norris thing is getting outdated.
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    I don't know but the child actors in that .gif are great. =D
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    Posted by WakaBoom Seriously. why is he shooting children, like wtf.
    They're annoying.
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    Chuck Norris is to lame now. The thousands of jokes got to phags *phags- the word fag with a Ph to show these phags are on an entetirely no level of fag-dom.
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    Yes, Steven Seagal has always been number 1 on my list in the tri-fecta of shitty-but-awesome actors in movies. 1. Seagal of course 2. Jean Claude Van Damme (cause he movies try to be so righteous, and are fake. Like when he played like a General in the Marine Corps but had a French accent). 3. Norris (the Delta Force was the biggest piece of shit ever, fucking bikes with rocket launchers?! And the Delta Force used fucking Israeli Uzi's for non-close combat operations)!?
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    Posted by Malarkey13 Yes, Steven Seagal has always been number 1 on my list in the tri-fecta of shitty-but-awesome actors in movies. 1. Seagal of course 2. Jean Claude Van Damme (cause he movies try to be so righteous, and are fake. Like when he played like a General in the Marine Corps but had a French accent). 3. Norris (the Delta Force was the biggest piece of shit ever, fucking bikes with rocket launchers?! And the Delta Force used fucking Israeli Uzi's for non-close combat operations)!?
    You know you're going to die now.
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    I always thought he was trustable...
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    Posted by pOXie What movie is that? It's so awful!
    Postal The Movie :D Without Steven Seagal lol. And yeah, the movie is awesome!
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    How dare you compare Steven to Norris! GTFO MY INTERNETZ!!!
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    lol
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    Holy shit no one has even posted one Seagal gif. You're probably going to get .45'd.
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    Lets face it...steven seagal isnt funny...sure hes fat but who isnt...now chuck norris, he's popular becuase you cant take him seriously, its the irony in it thats so funny.
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    No, nothing about chuck norris is funny.
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    Posted by Smithz
    lol
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    Posted by SovietX Lets face it...steven seagal isnt funny...sure hes fat but who isnt...now chuck norris, he's popular becuase you cant take him seriously, its the irony in it thats so funny.
    You'd better watch the fuck out. Steven Seagal doesn't like bitchassness!!!!!
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    Posted by SovietX Lets face it...steven seagal isnt funny...sure hes fat but who isnt...now chuck norris, he's popular becuase you cant take him seriously, its the irony in it thats so funny.
    You'd better watch the fuck out. Steven Seagal doesn't like bitchassness!!!!!
    im scared he'll eat me. quick norris, use your roundhouse kick to send the seagal to hell!
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    Posted by SovietX Lets face it...steven seagal isnt funny...sure hes fat but who isnt...now chuck norris, he's popular becuase you cant take him seriously, its the irony in it thats so funny.
    You'd better watch the fuck out. Steven Seagal doesn't like bitchassness!!!!!
    im scared he'll eat me. quick norris, use your roundhouse kick to send the seagal to hell!
    Quick! Bruce Lee, use you're unbeatable skill and kill Chuck Norris! Just like in Way of the Dragon! The gospel according to the Lee of Bruce's states: "The final duel takes place between Tang Lung (Bruce Lee) and the best of the foreign martial artists, Colt (Chuck Norris), in the Colosseum itself. Tang Lung kills Colt, but covers his body with Colt's white gi to show his respect and admiration, and the Mafia boss is finally arrested whilst the other villians are killed. Having solved the problem, Tang Lung departs Rome alone." But yes, Seagal > Norris.
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    NO WAY. Norris > Seagal any day. Norris has his own brand of denim. "Action Jeans that Won't Bind Your Legs". Don't make me unleash my 400+ "Chuck Norris" facts on your ass.
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