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How you loose your cherry?

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I Lost mine at six flags over Atlanta when i was 13. :-) wonder where Andrea is now? Hey, this is about life right? i figure most of us are guys that want some pussy, right? Right. So how about some good pick-up lines post, or a list of loose women in your area. LOL :apc: YOU: Hi, you don't know me, but I was wondering why you got kicked out? HER: What? Get kicked out of what? YOU: Of Heaven, of course. ( or some shit like that) Its worked a few times.

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    - That dress colors fine with my carpet! - My watch sais you aren't wairing any underwear... (she) I have! (he) ow.. it's one hour to early :confused: - Do you want to drink something? Or do you already have a boyfriend.... - Here is a coin... call your mom and tell her you won't come home tonight :P
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    I lost mine to a hotel cleaner when I went overseas, she was ripe for the pickin' ( she was 18, i was 16 ) BTW; Sif pickup lines even work, and if they do, it'd be with some major slut.
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    Okay... lost of translation for me.. but here are some good ones :) - Do you want to dance? Yes?? Okay, than I can go and sit on your chair! - Wow ... nice haircut! wanna ****? - If I was in heaven and you where... eeuhm.. no... If you are in heaven and I am... ow.. no.. eeehhm.. wanna ****?? - Sorry.. I lost my phone number, can I have yours??? - Which lips should start with? - (looking down) eeehm.. he isn't going to suck himself....... - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass you another time?
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    well my shotgun is gonna keep me in the lead. for now that is.
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    oh yeah ofcourse, were best of budds, until one day a sweet hot sexy babe comes along, then its every man for himself :p
    Just keepin' it fresh.
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    im israeli, and even tho nems an arab, we still buds ^_^ so back to the topic, id do it again, it was great
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    can't wait till i do thats all i can say but im only 12 so it might not be too soon............
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    ofcourse, you'll know yourself when the right time comes ;) the moment of "magic" *sparkle* *sparkle* p.s. naw im arab, kuwait.
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    and nemesis... are you israeli??
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    so you think im doing the right thing?
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    thats the most sensible thing ive heard from anyone lately ;)
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    dude, i am 13 now, and i am not even thinking about losing my cherry... i only had one girlfriend till now, and it wasn't serious... i think ill lose my virginity at around 18 19...
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    That makes 2 of us Neirjhin ;) Baby sitter :) Very .. extremely .. hot !!
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    the sad thing is, you wouldnt use any of those chat up lines :D Its more like "hi, can i get u a drink?"
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    Usually when I lose my virginity,I find it under my bed. Dude my pick up lines kick ass ^_-. // You have 206 bones in your body,how about I give you one more //If we were squirrles I would bust my nut into your hole //Is your dad a baker,cause sure got nice buns.
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    i was a good boy and lost mine at 16 :D
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    ? shut up little kid. my favorate pick up line is you: you smell like cheese them (normally) pardon you: you smell like ass them: **** you you: my house, 10:00 sharp, thanks for the invatation.
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    become a play dot com lolol
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    thats good man ROFLMFAO ^^^
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    Chatt up line: YOU: Hey seen my magic watch VICTIM: Magic watch... eh? YOU: Yeh it tells me secrets about ppl VICTIM: go on prove it YOU: UM... let me see (looking at watch), It says here you have no knickers on. Victim: I have got some on YOU: Shit half hour fast
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    I dont use pick up linse alot but here are some i made: I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you. If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents. Hey, do I know you from somewhere? "No" Oh well I guess it was just in my dreams. Wow Santa finally gave me my present, the perfect woman. I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
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    hmmm, i used to think, ok wait till find the right girl, got to uni got ratted and had a one night stand with in the first month, never looked back.
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    just a saying. it sounded better, than whenyou loose your virginity. LOL
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    haha...thats funny I love that one...I got slapped for that many-a-time. I dont use pickup lines if I am serious though. How do you loose your cherry if your a dude? 0_o
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    me: stop hitting on my g/f, dope!!!!
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    orginally posted by DopeFish Best Pickup line ever! You: Hey wanna have some pizza and some unprotected sex?! Her: WTF?! You: ok, well...skip the pizza! :D
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    last year with my old girlfriend
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