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My cat is very hyper and gets scared easy.... She hides behind a curtain and when i pass she jumps out, sees me, scares me, and runs back in.... one time.. she did more then that and took our her claws and cut my leg. I had to go to the hospital and get 11 stiches.

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    Cats and Dogs own... They're funny
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    indeedy, i got a scar from my aunt's cat. rgr
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    Hamsters will rule the world one day... they will overrun all of you pathetic mortals! MUAHAHAHAHAHA *takes another swig of 'drunk-o-matic'*
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    my aunt like runs a zoo in her house...... she loves animals........ she has..... 1 cat now, 2 that died = 3 cats 2 dogs now, 2 that died = 4 dogs 6 fish that died = 6 fish 2 hamsters that died = 2 hamsters 1 parrot and 1 cannere, 1 died = 3 birds ----------------------------------------------------- 18 Pets in total. And thats just what I know of. They had other pets in Russia
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    I had a dog,never had a cat,and probably never gonna have one...I'll get a dog when I get the spare money to keep a dog,if my girlfriend gets a cat in the house,it's allright with me.
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    lol were just drunk, let us have a good timeim gonna go make me a nothing sandwich. *dead* *_*
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    1 question..... when did this turn into the "What animal can beat up what?" Thread
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    Originally posted by -nemes1s- i got an iguana that can rape your nothing. p.s. where can i get me one of those nothings ?
    Firstly - Nothing will rape your Iguana - and I would imagine that your iguana has already raped nothing. Nothings are very fussy - as long as you have your pet iguana, you will never be able to have nothing as your pet - you will have to sell/kill/otherwise dispose of your iguana first - along with any other pets. You have to be very careful with a pet nothing though - I warn you: Nothing is more powerful than God Nothing is more evil than the devil. If you eat nothing, you will die. So you see, nothings can be quite dangerous pets to have around..... Kilo^_^
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    Originally posted by -nemes1s- i got an iguana that can rape your nothing. p.s. where can i get me one of those nothings ?
    no way, my nothing can own your iguana anytime!
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    i got an iguana that can rape your nothing. p.s. where can i get me one of those nothings ?
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    I also have a nothing, its much better!
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    If you want clean and cheap pet - get a nothing!! A pet nothing never makes any mess, and costs....nothing!! I've had my nothing for years now, and I've never fed it, or taken it for a walk, and it's never took a shit in my house, or raped anyone's cat!! Kilo^_^
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    cats are better :) cleaner, cheaper
    need cs_cabinfever pm me
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    atleast cats cover their crap after takin a crap, dogs just take a crap then sniffs the crap then jumps on you and licks your face with the crap, cats cost less then dogs including the food + medical etc .. some dogs/cats like to sleep and some cats/dogs like to play all day long i prefer cats ;)
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    Well that's disgustin but who wants a dog, the mother****er makes you take him on walks and shit. All you have to do is give a cat a smallass bowl of kibble and if you too lazy to get a litter box just let it outside :D. Not only that if you wanna go away for a week, you make a makeshift litterbox with an aluminum pan, get a BIG bowl of kibble, a BIG bowl of water and take off, and then when you come back, you dump the aluminum pan in your enemy's mailbox ^_^
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    the cat was being raped in front of the camera and you saw the cat faint!
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    EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Thats jsut not right. Dogs are better tho.
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    wild cats are cool, but housecats. I dont like them, dogs are cool, but some are crazy. Like the dog of the osbournes 'Arthur' that fûckin dog raped one of the osbournes cat! That was weird!
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    Yeah, its just like when Im trying to pull ur mum :p ;)
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    Says Neirfane with a big cat in his sig!! I like wild cats like lions and stuff - they are class predators, dogs need to hunt in packs, but you ever seen like on wildlife programmes when one lioness brings down a wildebeest that's three times her size on her own? That is well impressive. Kilo^_^
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    cats blow. especially the ones on lady and the tramp.
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    Moist is fantastic, as is MoistNote :p Why is it sick? Cats deserve it!
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    yea moist, we got that ourself, but thanks
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    hahahaha. a "cat"apult.
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    No really, Ill find a pic of it soemwhere. Hmmmmm...
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    thanks for the tip monkey
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    Nooooo, cats are scroungers and nasty and o just not gd. However they do fly very well.... You can make a simple cat catapult with an old car, utilising the fan belt, soem random steel and the shock absorbers.
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    yea, i like cats. They pwn
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    Originally posted by Pyro Fiend Cats blow ass get a dog man! Especially gay hyper cats!:devil: :devil: *O.o *O.o
    [/10 year old> Maybe he likes cats, you ever think about that?
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    just cuz my cats hyper and crazy doesnt mean i wanna risk killing her :D
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    Originally posted by SaTaN its a cat..... but we cant declaw her cuz she has a disease and if shes exposed to open wounds, she would die
    whats wrong with that?^_^
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    Cats blow ass get a dog man! Especially gay hyper cats!:devil: :devil: *O.o *O.o
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    its a cat..... but we cant declaw her cuz she has a disease and if shes exposed to open wounds, she would die
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    haha
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    I hate cats.
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    I have a solid white cat she constantly poof's up her tail it's really funny
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    Posted by mgear I have a solid white cat she constantly poof's up her tail it's really funny
    please!!!!?!?!?! don't bump useless threads
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    Posted by Billy@Brooklyn LOL
    Holy shit he's back.
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    Posted by Sebastian lol, you sure you have a cat, not a tiger?
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