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Well... I've tried to change the key for the parachute but still doesn't work...im falling like 1 tone rock when i jump from high buildings or out of the titan... Any idea about how i can fix that? Thanks. UPDATE: Now It Works :D

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    Reset all controls to default?
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    Did you read the game manual?
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    Posted by pOXie

    Reset all controls to default?

    Doesn't work
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    Doesn't work


    Ok go to My Documents and Battlefield 2142 and go; Profiles then delete Control.con in any folder EXCEPT the Default one.
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    Posted by Scouts

    Did you read the game manual?

    Not really,but im sure that there is nothing that can help me...i just have to press a key to open it...but for me doesn't work...also the infiltrator pin doesn't work neither...i mean in-game it says that i got it 5 headshots with a sniper but in the list of the latest awards doesn't appear...
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    Posted by pOXie

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    Doesn't work


    Ok go to My Documents and Battlefield 2142 and go; Profiles then delete Control.con in any folder EXCEPT the Default one.

    k i'll try tnx.
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    Personally, I'd say stick with it. It probably looks hilarious.

    Delete the control files in the custom profiles, as pOXie said, and you should be good to go.
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    I tought you meant your rl parachute, lol. I was like, how the heck did he find out that his parachute doesn't work, and still live!
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    Holy shit!

    Try to land in a tree, goddamn it you better start praying...

    Oh wait, in a game?
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    Posted by TwistedKiller

    I tought you meant your rl parachute, lol. I was like, how the heck did he find out that his parachute doesn't work, and still live!

    with the real parachute it happens the same but im good :D
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    Holy shit!

    Try to land in a tree, goddamn it you better start praying...

    Oh wait, in a game?

    it hurts a bit if i land in a tree...poor balls...
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    Posted by G Unit Soldier

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    Holy shit!

    Try to land in a tree, goddamn it you better start praying...

    Oh wait, in a game?

    it hurts a bit if i land in a tree...poor balls...

    in that case aim for the local bed shop. or cushion factory.
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    About the parachute: Do what everyone else said

    About the Infiltrator Pin: Don't worry, I got my silver Engineer badge like 5 times before it finally stuck, but I did get the points for it each time, which was nice. You're probably getting the points for it, but you're not getting the pin, but it's not like it really matters.
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    I wouldnt worry bout the pin. ur still getting the points aint ya :)
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    Posted by KniteWulf

    About the parachute: Do what everyone else said

    About the Infiltrator Pin: Don't worry, I got my silver Engineer badge like 5 times before it finally stuck, but I did get the points for it each time, which was nice. You're probably getting the points for it, but you're not getting the pin, but it's not like it really matters.

    yea im getting the points:D but not the pin:D,like you said, the pin doesn't really matter if i get the points:D
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    Keys set right?

    yep
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    I wouldnt worry bout the pin. ur still getting the points aint ya :)

    yes,i get the points:)
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    Holy shit!

    Try to land in a tree, goddamn it you better start praying...

    Oh wait, in a game?

    it hurts a bit if i land in a tree...poor balls...

    in that case aim for the local bed shop. or cushion factory.

    i ain't gonna be that lucky to have a bed shop around
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    Triple and double-posting much? Wow.
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    Posted by G Unit Soldier

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    Posted by RUDL

    Holy shit!

    Try to land in a tree, goddamn it you better start praying...

    Oh wait, in a game?

    in that case aim for the local bed shop. or cushion factory.

    i ain't gonna be that lucky to have a bed shop around


    In that case look for someone very fat and squishy.
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    I wonder what was the look of your face when you discovered that... wish to see something like that in real
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    I wonder what was the look of your face when you discovered that... wish to see something like that in real

    Not really a good one...i was about to get the distinguish pin (10 kills)
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    In that case look for someone very fat and squishy.

    I was waiting for superman but he never came...
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    Posted by TwistedKiller

    I tought you meant your rl parachute, lol. I was like, how the heck did he find out that his parachute doesn't work, and still live!


    Yeah, he would be like so dead if it didn't work :D

    He could have been on the Interwebs while he was falling, with he's mobile :D
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    Use an umbrella problem solved
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    Set it to the default Space, and when you need to use the parachute. Jam down on the space bar and tap it rapidly. It never works with the first press of the button, that's how BF2 and BF2142 is.
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    Posted by 5elin

    Use an umbrella problem solved

    Tnx imma try that
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    Set it to the default Space, and when you need to use the parachute. Jam down on the space bar and tap it rapidly. It never works with the first press of the button, that's how BF2 and BF2142 is.

    i've changed the key to "Y" and now it works :) tnx
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    Did you read the game manual?

    only a pussy does that kind of stuff...
    you read the manual after its broken!
    /our litle talk.

    In the manual you can't find nothing helpful...im not talking only about bf2142...in the manual you can find things like "Press left click to shoot"...i can't see how can help that kind of stuff...
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    Posted by G Unit Soldier

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    Use an umbrella problem solved

    Tnx imma try that


    It was ment as a joke dont try to do that please or your mom will kill me
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    Posted by 5elin

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    Use an umbrella problem solved

    Tnx imma try that


    It was ment as a joke dont try to do that please or your mom will kill me

    I was joking too,man :D
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    Play that song while having no parachute.
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    Posted by Swifty

    Play the song while having no parachute.


    I'll play that song and then light up a blunt and there we go...Halo Ribon:D
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    Posted by Swifty



    Play that song while having no parachute.


    Instead of that you play, "I will survive" When your falling to the ground with out a parachute! :D
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    Posted by Loyen_

    my bf2 game manual is in latin.. kinda hard reading that when you only know english, swedish and a little spanish! xD

    did you know loyen, spanish has its origins from latin?
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    my bf2 game manual is in latin.. kinda hard reading that when you only know english, swedish and a little spanish! xD

    did you know loyen, spanish has its origins from latin?

    no, but I sucked at spanish classes.

    lol I agree, I suck at spanish class too, I find it kinda hard.
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