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But the Red Army is not giving up.
All they hear on the radio was:
"To the runaway coder, You are to surrender immidiatly or face the consequenses"
"Consequenses, scounsequenses" And hungs up
"WAMOTEE"(Russian for **** it)
And the minutes passes and cruise missiles hits the GLA troops and Haunter stands there rather shocked of the attack.
That is when SU-25's starts making gun passes on Haunter.
Suddenly as Haunter and Houdini (who is actually a zombie Houdini) approach the roadblock a civilian car is driving towards them from the oppsite side.
Comrade 1: Hey you, Stop there!
*The car doesn't slow down but actually speeds up
Comrade 2: What the Hell? Open Fire!
The troops fire on the car but it is too late and the terrorist bomb car hits a T-80 tank and explodes. The tank isn't damaged much but the soldiers around it are killed. It is a GLA ambush! Stinger soldiers fire on the Hind Helicopters from inside a nearby gas station, while Technicals and T-64 Scorpions destroy the remaining tanks. The massacre is over in a few short minutes and Haunter greats the GLA rebels warmly.
Haunter: Good work my brothers! With this powerful weapon we will free the world from the global oppressors!
GLA troops: *Cheer*
*As the troops cheer him on and the zombie Houdini moans in approval, Haunter holds up a CD. Is it new computer virus? A plan for biological weapons? Is it Beta 5? Stay tuned to the next exciting episode!
Authors note: Gotta put down C&C: Generals its polluting my mind!!!
As Haunter and Houdini is riding into the sunset they are approaching a Red Army Roadblock with T-80 and mad machine gunners and Mi-24 Hinds are flying above their heads as angry wasps.
Is there hope for Haunter and his friend? Will they die or will they surrender?
Sweeper: Haunter you are under arrest...
/me handcuffs Haunter.
Haunter: What for? Missing Beta 5?
Sweeper: No, for locking your first topic, you have broken the law again and I will have to put ya in jail.
/me mumbles some rights to Haunter and takes him to jail.
Sorry dude, but you must learn somehow :D
*looks at membership card
Nope this says Im aligned with the National Organization for the Ramification of Motion Sickness... Whatever the #$%@ that means...:confused:
O well as long as we Pwn all! Go NORMS!!!:m249:
ACE keeps holding X man under supression fire when Sweeper fires his EMP cannon shutting of his teleporter for good.
X man looks for a way out but he is trapped by ACE.
Sweeper picks up one of X man's coke bottles and makes a molotov of it and shouts:
"FIRE IN THE MOTHER ****ING HOLE!" And he throws it behind the dumpster.
X runs out looking like a fireball and ACE finishes him with a headshot.
Thanks ACE, a job well done ;)