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I have a serious problem.

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Well, I'm kind of embarrassed telling you guys about this, but I'm assured that you guys can help me. This has been happening for quite awhile now, and while I have considered seeking professional assistance, I've always been too nervous to take action. So here's the story; You know when you're urinating? And you're just about done, so you shake it up to get those last few drops out? Well herein my problem lies. I shake, and shake and shake, but when I retract my penis, it starts dripping again, wetting my pants. I have stood over the toilet for countless hours, too afraid to pull my precious materials back in, but no matter how long I wait, no matter how long I shake, it always starts dripping at the least opportune moment. I have tried barricades of toilet paper, only to find out that I'm dropping armor piercing drops. I have sat down, hoping to elude the drops in the more proper position, only to gasp as my penis drops homing drops, down on my defenseless legs below. So I cry out to the public of FPSB, please help me! I do not know how much longer I can live like this.

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    Go to a doctor?
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    Destroy What Destroys You.
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    Cut it off, one dick less. whocares :p
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    Wat.... thats weird lol, just uh shake some more..
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    It's clearly Bree time baby!!
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    Kegel exercises. Shake, hold, drip, zip. Just zip after you... yeah, or you'll... ouch.
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    Call a doctor, then go see one.
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    I'm screaming, this life is a
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    Maby you have prostate cancer. have the doctor stick his fingers up you rear and feel the magical connection, then listen to what he has to say. or it could be an enlargened prostate, have it checked out.
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    All i have to say to this is go seek medical attention soon before something bad happens
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    Squeeze and push forward slowly. Start from the balls. Press on the underside and from the top. The urine is in a tube-like structure in the center of both. I'm a genius!
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    Next doctors check-up say your having problems. They'll understand. Anyway I bet once a week they hear people say "I've got a weird rash down there" I shake quite a bit, but I don't end up dripping.
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    Fucking tie that bitch ask its name!Then slap that bitch around till she knows who shes messin with! Z formation! *click* *click* *click*
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    That's what happens when you install a brain into your Penis and drink a whole bunch of acid. Nothing else to do but remove it.
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    $10 says the doctor starts laughing so hard he puts himself to sleep incase he might pop a vein!
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    Posted by CyclOnETY $10 says the doctor starts laughing so hard he puts himself to sleep incase he might pop a vein!
    I think that made him go emo.
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    My expertise lies with the female privites, not male, so I can't offer much advice other than to see a doctor.
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    Prostate Exam Time. Open up for the choochoo train.
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