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It Was A Bright Day As I Emerged From The Prison Sewers...

I thought it would be great to have a roleplay thread for The Elder Scrolls. This Roleplay will start of in Cyrodill because its in oblivion (dur) You can supply links for your oblivion character picture so we can see what you look like or you can make a 100 x 100 thumbnail and post it straight in. any large images will be trashed. Have fun and enjoy! Ill start us on our epic journey! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ *raises Torn Leather Shield Over Face To Block The Sun* '15 years, 15 bloody years in that prison, its turned me into a monster. Why should i be afraid of the great sun in the sky. Im no longer the man i was, i am but an empty shell' *starts to trudge up the hill and arrives at the gate of the emperial city* 'I must get myself a Black Horse Courier, if they are still running, see what year it is' *walks past a group of adventurers...* ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Please No Killing off characters and stay in cyrodill please. Ok thats me done now role play away!

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    *Pulls Bloody Shackles of wrists*
    "Freedom at last!"
    *Put coat on*
    "Now were is that damned Soviet, when i get my hands on him!"
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    'Woah, things have changed a lot in cyrodill'

    *flips through pages of black horse courier*

    'i guess i should try and become a normal citizen again...'

    *walks off to Office Of Imperial Commerce to buy a hopefully cheap shack*
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  • 9y
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    *Finds were Soviet is*
    "Damn you soviet, damn you to oblivion!,by the nine ill have my revenge!"
    *waits*
    "you know ill take a elven district houe please, the bounty money i got for those daedra followers reallly helps!"
    *throws 10k over counter like nothing*
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  • 9y
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    *slowly backs away while cyk brags*

    'by the nine how did he find me'

    *runs out the door and hides*

    'by the stars of nin please hide me from my foe'
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  • 9y
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    This is taking nerdiness to a whole new level...
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  • 9y
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    Posted by KaT_FisH

    This is taking nerdiness to a whole new level...


    thats your opinion, now GTFO of my thread
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  • 9y
    *walks into a shadow put down the heavy imperial watch shield and take of the helmet, sweeping of the sweat*

    'What a warm day it is'

    *hear a loud voice comming from the Office Of Imperial Commerce*

    'I better check it out. It could be someone starting a riot'

    *take my shield and walks towards the Office Of Imperial Commerce*
  • 9y
    *puts up flame armor*

    "hello guys, you gots cliffracers?"

    *drinks feather potion*

    "I really should train my muscles more and stop using feather potions and all, dont wanna be the underdog around here"

    *goes to piukanda*

    "oops. forgot my dinner"

    *eats dinner*
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  • 9y
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    This Is Soviet
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  • 9y
    Lololololol cyk you legend. but seriously how do you integrate role playing into a role playing game? lol?
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  • 9y
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    Well you see SHUT THE FUCK UP! no one knows really.
    *Walks outside and finds Soviet under a charmelion spell*
    "I can see you, I AM an assasian you know im not a damn khajit!"
    *Puts hand on soviet shoulders*
    "Come live with me, ive got some big plans for this thre...friendship!"
    *Drags Soviet to his house*
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    *while being dragged*

    'shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit....'

    *large flash of light whisks cyk and soviet off to bravil*
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  • 9y
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    *Looks around*
    "Fuck man, Bravil? nice now we have walk back,"
    *Looks around for Inn8
    "While were here might as well have a drink!"
    *Smiles*
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    'im not going to trust you and im not trusting the nine at the moment either'

    *notices cyk looking for inn*

    'arent you puzzled by what has just happened?. Maybe this has something to do with that mysterious island out in the niben bay...'

    *pulls out torn map and investigates*

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    "Hey you guys, I just noticed you here with a map and thought I'd wander over."
    *Trips over a crab and falls in the water*

    ...
    *drowns*




    Aw crap that always happens to me on this game. :(
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  • 9y
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    -off topic-
    lol damn crab

    -on topic-

    'oh shit!'

    *jumps into water and swims around trying to find killosity*
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  • 9y
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    *Looks at the two fratacly trying to save each other*
    "If only you were a expert in acrobatics. tut tut"
    *Walks to in*
    "Are you coming? im thristy and i dont wont those blasted orc drinking my ale!"
    "we can find this damn island tomorow"
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    *exits water while scratching head*

    'where the hell...'

    *spins around to see cyk walking off to inn*

    '-sigh- wait up!'
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  • 9y
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    *enters inn*
    "Whisky!
    *Sits down*
    "aahhh hurry up Soviet"
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    *opens door*

    *Notices cyk sitting at a table*

    *takes a seat*

    'ok...youve got me....what do you want?'

    Waiter - "would you like a drink sir"

    'Cairn Bolette cap juice please'
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    *Looks at Soviet*
    "Not a drinker are you?"
    "We can go to that island tomorow, all that teleporting made me tired"
    *Takes Whisky straight from bottle*
    "im just like S.T.A......hmm i forgot"
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  • 9y
    *walks into bar and sits with cyk and soviet*
    "you guys chasing, says fridge"
    "cyk replies, yeah man, gimme that shit"
    *hands drugs over table*
    "soviet squeals, no guys dont do drugs!"
    *cyk snorts*
    ".......... oh yeah thats good, says cyk"
    *fridge gets a bottle of strongbow and leaves with soviets sword*
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  • 9y
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    Posted by _Soviet_

    Posted by KaT_FisH

    This is taking nerdiness to a whole new level...


    thats your opinion, now GTFO of my thread

    LOL
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  • 9y
    I like it in the thread. i like it deep in the thread. soviet, pound my thread!
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  • 9y
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    Fridege stop fucking arouns on the roleplaying threads,
    youre doing it on the stalker one, and this one
    please stop it.
    its quiet annoying,
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    Posted by cyK.

    Fridege stop fucking arouns on the roleplaying threads,
    youre doing it on the stalker one, and this one
    please stop it.
    its quiet annoying,


    *nods*

    CYK GET A SCREENIE NOW PUBE FACE! Jokes ^^
    -BACK ON TOPIC-

    'hey cyk...what do you plan on doing to me when we find this damned island? I doubt your going to let me go...'
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    "well im giong to eat you or sell you to slave traders.hmmm eating would be much more plauseable"
    *Yawns*
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    'Maybe you could let me go?'

    *prepares self for cyks explosion*
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  • 9y
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    *hits soviet*
    "Fuck this!"
    *Walks out of Bar and teles to imperlial city*
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    *stares at the chair where cyk was sitting*

    'where the...how.....hmmm...'

    *gets up from seat and starts to walk outside*

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  • 9y
    *bashes own head*

    "damnit i hate headaches"

    *the sky blue, wind blowing like a leaf blower"

    "crap my leather armor i need it awww"
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    *wanders along the gold road and come across a roadside inn*

    *enters the inn*

    'Greetings all, anyone in need of assistance?'
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  • 9y
    "let me give you a kiss on the butt cheeks"

    *does what come naturally*

    "Meh for get it"

    "I wish i was a mystic elf"

    "with blonde glowing hair"

    *day dreams*
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  • 9y
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    *laughs in the inn*
    " i r magical pixie with unicorn!"
    *Bangs head against wall*
    "damn skooma"
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  • 9y
    "hey soviet you gots vodka?"

    "I need it for my hernia"

    *rips shirt off"

    "PLEASE"
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    'Guys lay off the skooma (and the randomness [Damn shivering isles])'

    *has a seat and picks up a mug of mead*

    'Ekic, whats with the armour'

    *takes a large piece of bread and dips it in mead*
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  • 9y
    *wakes up, hilt of sword up arse*

    "wtf ahhhhhhhhh ahhahaha"

    "who did tHIS!!!"

    "Ekic did you do this?"

    *scratches head, scrounges table for liquor*

    "whatever, I will be in piukanda kthx"
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  • 9y
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    *walks past the obviously drunk eevr sfolty*

    'Ekic, where were you attacked? Must warn the others and go cleanse the area of these manics'
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    BrainZ walks into cyrodill, kills a woman takes her clothes off and starts jerking off.
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  • 9y
    "NO BRAINZ YOU"RE DOING IT WRONG"

    *Stops brainz from jerking*

    "Stop! You are violating the law!..."

    "Crap.... what was i supposed to do..."

    *looks up*
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  • 9y
    *and see's me hanging off the rafters biting my fingernails*

    "leave me alone, says fridge"

    *and buck walks away*
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  • 9y
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    *stands up*

    'Ekic, may i borrow your sword? Im sure i can take them'
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    *Runs into in Inn*
    "OBLIVION GATE!!!"
    *Everyone looks confused*
    "English mutafuckers do you speak it?"
    "oblvion gate outside Anivil, daedra everywhere, get you gear on now!"
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