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We are now on the offensive! - A Forum Thread for GameBanana.

Prepare yourselves!!1

In the beginning, the first signs were noticed when a renegade hamster mysteriously survived a shredding machine... Source Then, after a dangerous blast of fire engulfed another hamster, many thought he had perished. However, our agent managed to survive being a fireball... Source Now... there is no more doubt that the hamster revolution is coming near. Hamster Kills Man
A woman is suing a pet shop chain after her husband died of a hamster virus. Nancy Magee, from the US, claims PetSmart Inc should have warned customers the rodents carry lymphocytic choriomeningitis, a viral infection of the membranes surrounding the brain and spinal cord. Two other people died of the virus in 2005 after receiving infected organs from the same woman as her husband, Thomas, 54. The woman was infected by a PetSmart hamster she bought in Rhode Island.
Yes, my brethren have resorted to using biological warfare tactics to make their entrance. You will soon see the hamsters begin overrunning major population centers and enslaving your loved ones. I am merely a messenger of doom, and I bring you a prophecy of your demise. Beware, Beware, the Hamster is here...
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    Posted by Misto Fried Hamsters taste good. And you will never win, Hamsters suck.
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    What can I defend myself with if I can not shred them or burn them?!
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    Posted by Paul I put them in my bum. Defense against that?
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    Posted by Wildcard777 What can I defend myself with if I can not shred them or burn them?!
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    I have a tube... I can stick it up my bum and put some hamster candy in it, and as soon as your in I'll pull out the tube and your stuck in my ass! >:)
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    Lol.... o..k... so first we had the attack of the badgers, now hamsters??!?!?
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