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AngryMooCow '08

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Vote MooCow for President, 2008!

My fellow Americans, I want to be your next President. Why you ask? Because I feel that we need something. And that something is a cow in the White House. People have asked me, "How are you going to beat someone like Hillary Clinton, or Barrack Obama?" my answer is simple, I'm just that damn good. I will end world hunger, I will bring world peace. I will get the US out of debt, I will free the Americans of their burdens. I want a better country for my people to live in. My fellow Americans, I want to be your President. Sure people will say "Why should we elect a cow?" or "What kind of an idiot would vote for a cow over Barrack Obama?" but I will not let that bring me down! I will fight to earn votes, I will fight to beat Obama, I will fight to be your next President! I want you to know that I support America, and most impotantly, I support you, the people of the USA. Now I know theres a slim chance that I will be able to beat Obama, seeing as how I've entered the race late... but I fell I have a chance! Why? Simply because I can say that I've been shot 7 times... and lived. Can Obama say that? No. I can say that I've supplied more than half of America with milk, can Obama say that? No. Make the right decision, vote AngryMooCow for President. You can help make America a better place, just vote AngryMooCow for President, 2008. List of people who support me: Bunbun343 FallenAngel Paul James- Stag CycloneTY Panduh BillClinton Duckster Rent-A-Retard Luntix Swifty Fugitsu Semi SwatMat Mittle CheeseFrog y.Nagato Silent Ricochet AxelBaxel .50 Caliber Asprin Corkey Guitar Hero
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    Fuck yeah. AngryMooCow all the way
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    Obama > You
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    I support you. You're behind my choices of Obama, Ron Paul, and Nader... But good luck!
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    Also, my fellow Americans, if you support me feel free to say so and I will personally add you to the list of supporters.
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    AngryMooCow for President!
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    I hope you introduce free healthcare :P
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    If you had an epic smackdown with 'ole Barrack and won, I'd vote for you. Hmm, I 'spose you'd have to campaign in Australia as well.
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    I'm not American, but that speech was win. To win this race, give Hilary and Obama tainted milk, so knock them out of the race. There we go, instant success.
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    Barrack tried to run me over with his limo, but I was able to avoid demise by backflipping into the arms of Uncle Sam.
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    Depends. How do you feel about gay marriage?
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    Posted by Rent-a-Retard Depends. How do you feel about gay marriage?
    BITCH WHAT? If I become President, gay people can do whatever the fuck they want, as long as they vote for me.
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    We want free milk.
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    If I become President, everyone will get all the free milk they want.
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    For the poll: None of the Above :)
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    Oh yeah, If I become President I'm gonna legalize torrents too.
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    Torrents are legal
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    I support the cow, I'm Canadian.
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    Posted by Swamp56 Torrents are legal
    I meant torrents as in warez and illegal downloads, so haha at you.
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    Moo moo moo!!!
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    Posted by Rent-a-Retard Depends. How do you feel about gay marriage?
    BITCH WHAT? If I become President, gay people can do whatever the fuck they want, as long as they vote for me.
    Logic of a true president.
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    /support
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    You aren't even 35, gtfo. :v
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    Actually, I'm 97. Cows can live up to 900 years.
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    I give you my support. Cow for president, for the next 900 years kthxbai. :D
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    If i vote for you, will you allow public sex? And free hax computers?
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    You have my support but you better give me a bottle of milk!
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    WHY IS THERE NO RON PAUL ON YOUR POLL??!! I demand to be able to vote for Ron Paul!
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    Dude, obama/angry moocow duo. obama is head of course.
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    Can I be VP if you get elected? AngryMooCow '08
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    I'm making Ari Gold my VP if (when) I'm elected, sorry. You can be in my cabinet though.
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    Posted by AngryMooCow I'm making Ari Gold my VP if (when) I'm elected, sorry. You can be in my cabinet though.
    As long as I get to make at least one law :D
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    <3 all my fans.
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    Peace and prosperity will drip from this cow's utters one day.
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    The President will speak now. Add me back to Xfire RAR, I miss you, and Juan :(.
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    Posted by AngryMooCow
    The President will speak now. Add me back to Xfire RAR, I miss you, and Juan :(.
    lulz. Poolboy Juan and his watermelons are at it again.
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    Yeah, AngryMooCow for president...we Americans need more calcium anyway ;)
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    I vote for moar milk
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    Moo Moooo Moo mo mo moo MOoOOOoooOo moo!
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    I'll spend 5(?) years in the US to become a Citizen just so I can vote for you.
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    The President will now speak. <3 you guys for your support.
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    Posted by AngryMooCow
    The President will now speak <3 you guys for your support.
    Moo mo mooooo! Mooo mooo moOo moOoo moO? /Wait a minute! Does that mean you won the elections?
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    The polls close tomorrow at 12 AM. So midnight. Whoever has the most votes in the poll is the president.
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    This thread is stupid
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    No you are stupid MooCow for president
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    Posted by ZeroOrDie Obama > You
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    Im sorry to say this moocow whats in it for me?
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    Posted by Swifty Im sorry to say this moocow whats in it for me?
    Free Milk.
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