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Hahaowned.

I didn't know that there is such thing as surf hacks.. Man,i'd need few of those.. here's a pic of chat http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/147/lolownedomfghahayw6.jpg who let the noobs out?

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    So, you came here to ask for hacks?
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    Oh hai.
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    You haxor you.
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    I can't even read the chat because of low quality
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    No,just that i just got banned from a server for some bullshit reason.. lol
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    Well, I can tell you just by looking at that chat, that this guy was just pissed you were doing better than him xD .
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    It's not haxx its a glitch, where you can have guns in spectate.
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    Wait, so you're a hacker? :O
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    /ban
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    Liek omgz, I knows there liek iz!!
    I was liek spectatong thes guy liek, called liek FAJ, and he was liek such a surf haxx0r n00b!!
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    Hax = VAC-Banned in 2 weeks or less.

    GL
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    Posted by kat_fish

    Liek omgz, I knows there liek iz!!
    I was liek spectatong thes guy liek, called liek FAJ, and he was liek such a surf haxx0r n00b!!

    Yuh and den ther wuz dis buknasteh boie and he wuz liek WTF HAX!!!!1

    What the hell's a surf hack anyways.
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    Posted by ResidentEvil91

    Hax = VAC-Banned in 2 weeks or less.

    GL

    If your hacking you will get permanent banned. not only 2 weeks.
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    Posted by Chrazini

    Posted by ResidentEvil91

    Hax = VAC-Banned in 2 weeks or less.

    GL

    If your hacking you will get permanent banned. not only 2 weeks.

    VAC-Ban = Banned from all VAC secure servers. You can still play non-secure servers where every1 banned ppl go cheating :P

    I got one VACbanned 1.6 account because i was dum kid then :)
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    Correct :P
    I have a banned account too .. so xD

    Do not cheat, it sucks, and you fuck up the gameplay for all other players..
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    Posted by Chrazini

    Posted by ResidentEvil91

    Hax = VAC-Banned in 2 weeks or less.

    GL

    If your hacking you will get permanent banned. not only 2 weeks.

    He means that the ban will apply in two weeks or less.
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    Was the surf server a deathmatch server as well?
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    Got it :P
    Sorry, My bad.
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    Posted by kat_fish

    Liek omgz, I knows there liek iz!!
    I was liek spectatong thes guy liek, called liek FAJ, and he was liek such a surf haxx0r n00b!!

    Yuh and den ther wuz dis buknasteh boie and he wuz liek WTF HAX!!!!1

    What the hell's a surf hack anyways.


    Liek duud you totaily fogot Targot Practish and x-shark!

    I think making a surf hack would be possible, I have not seen any, but I suppose if a really good surfer, and a decent programmer teamed up they could make one, just by recording the right keys to press, the right mouse movements to make to finish each map.
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    Yeah, but it'd take a shitload of time and it would only work on one specific map.
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    Well it's your own fault for saying you had hacks anyway. Noobs like that would believe I had big penis hacks or something, because it's bigger than theirs.
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    I smell noobs..
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    Posted by Hamster

    So, you came here to ask for hacks?


    man, you should get your eyes checked
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    Yeah,people these days..
    I could already see being banned by those idiots,so i started to play along..kind of.
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    Posted by Suckage

    Yeah, but it'd take a shitload of time and it would only work on one specific map.


    I suppose once you got the base code for it down you might be able to configure it so people can upload and create their own files for it to use to surf the map, perhaps using demo's.

    And that'd be very hard to do, which is why there are no surf hacks.
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    Posted by kat_fish

    Liek omgz, I knows there liek iz!!
    I was liek spectatong thes guy liek, called liek FAJ, and he was liek such a surf haxx0r n00b!!

    Yuh and den ther wuz dis buknasteh boie and he wuz liek WTF HAX!!!!1

    What the hell's a surf hack anyways.

    Faj hates me >:( he thinks I spam the mic with annoying music too much.
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    One more round.
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    Hmm.. I got banned 2nd time.
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