I actually didn't turn 22 though.
Today is my birthday, but work is making it a little hard to be all that creative (I have some other sprays in the pipeline). Anyway, when it's a birthday, there should be cake. But not just any cake, it has to be the right cake, with the right dimensions.
While you're here, grab some pie, or some more pie, perhaps a cookie, or maybe you're more in the mood for some meat, have some beer or some champagne, don't worry, I did my shoppings and don't mind the dirt. Afterwards you can find the cleric is in the party zone already and have a couple of good laughs with everyone's favorite guy, just don't forget where you are. Afterwards there's some food for everyone in the buffet, like high steaks. Pop some fireworks as well, or watch pros do the show instead. Don't forget to take your complimentary bag of Dick's candy and some other free stuff on the way out, like a fidget spinner, and you can leave your presents on the table.