Suddenly, a 2012-2014 era Minecraft Youtube comedian swooped onto the field, brandishing a golden Big Bertha, and began spewing profanities at his foes!
-Deaths elicit a hearty "F*** YOU!" or "I QUIT!" -Charging forth comes with Simon's Trucking Tuesday line "MARP MARP!" -Counter enemy attacks both physically and verbally, "I'm boss!" -Unleash your inner strength with a furious "I'm gonna destroy you!" -Savor every victory with a 3-minute rant against Notch (which I am definitely not transcribing here)
Comes with a custom victory theme and previews
All sounds come from Yogscast videos on Youtube Victory theme music originally created by Area 11