ULTIMATE OBNOXIOUS SCRIPT

A Config Script for Team Fortress 2

ULTIMATE OBNOXIOUS SCRIPT

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// ULTIMATE OBNOXIOUS SCRIPT \\

// Replace <KEY 1> and <KEY 2> with your desired keys
bind "<KEY 1>" "obnoxious" //Activates obnoxious mode
bind "<KEY 2>" "+table"    //press this with <KEY 1> to activate GODMODE obnoxious mode


obnoxious_normal
alias "+table" "obnoxious_GODMODE"
alias "-table" "obnoxious_normal"

alias "obnoxious_normal" "alias obnoxious_mode_toggle obnoxious_mode_toggle0"
alias "obnoxious_GODMODE" "alias obnoxious_mode_toggle obnoxious_mode_toggle1"
alias "obnoxious" "alias obTest obPos; wait; obTest"
alias "wait" "alias obTest obNeg"
alias "obPos" "obnoxious_mode_toggle; alias obnoxious obnoxious_mode_toggle"
alias "obNeg" "v_no"

alias "obnoxious_fact3" "wait 16; pfact; alias obnoxious_fact obnoxious_fact1"
alias "obnoxious_fact2" "wait 600; alias obnoxious_fact obnoxious_fact3"
alias "obnoxious_fact1" "wait 900; alias obnoxious_fact obnoxious_fact2"
alias "obnoxious_fact" "obnoxious_fact1"

alias "obnoxious_mode_wait_7" "wait 64; alias obnoxious_mode_wait obnoxious_mode_wait_1"
alias "obnoxious_mode_wait_6" "wait 256; alias obnoxious_mode_wait obnoxious_mode_wait_7"
alias "obnoxious_mode_wait_5" "wait 128; alias obnoxious_mode_wait obnoxious_mode_wait_6"
alias "obnoxious_mode_wait_4" "wait 256; alias obnoxious_mode_wait obnoxious_mode_wait_5"
alias "obnoxious_mode_wait_3" "wait 64; alias obnoxious_mode_wait obnoxious_mode_wait_4"
alias "obnoxious_mode_wait_2" "wait 512; alias obnoxious_mode_wait obnoxious_mode_wait_3"
alias "obnoxious_mode_wait_1" "wait 16; alias obnoxious_mode_wait obnoxious_mode_wait_2"
alias "obnoxious_mode_wait" "obnoxious_mode_wait_1"

alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_14" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_incoming; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_1"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_13" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_battlecry; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_14"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_12" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_goodjob; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_13"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_11" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_niceshot; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_12"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_10" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_cheers; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_11"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_9" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_positive; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_10"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_8" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_jeers; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_9"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_7" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_negative; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_8"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_6" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_sentryahead; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_7"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_5" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_needsentryhere; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_6"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_4" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_goleft; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_5"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_3" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_needteleporterhere; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_4"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_2" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_spy; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_3"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak_1" "obnoxious_mode_wait; a_voicemenu_needdispenserhere; alias obnoxious_mode_speak obnoxious_mode_speak_2"
alias "obnoxious_mode_speak" "obnoxious_mode_speak_1"

//Voice command Aliases
alias "a_voicemenu_goleft" "voicemenu 0 4"
alias "a_voicemenu_incoming" "voicemenu 1 0"
alias "a_voicemenu_spy" "voicemenu 1 1"
alias "a_voicemenu_sentryahead" "voicemenu 1 2"
alias "a_voicemenu_needteleporterhere" "voicemenu 1 3"
alias "a_voicemenu_needdispenserhere" "voicemenu 1 4"
alias "a_voicemenu_needsentryhere" "voicemenu 1 5"
alias "a_voicemenu_battlecry" "voicemenu 2 1"
alias "a_voicemenu_cheers" "voicemenu 2 2"
alias "a_voicemenu_jeers" "voicemenu 2 3"
alias "a_voicemenu_positive" "voicemenu 2 4"
alias "a_voicemenu_negative" "voicemenu 2 5"
alias "a_voicemenu_niceshot" "voicemenu 2 6"
alias "a_voicemenu_goodjob" "voicemenu 2 7"

alias "+obnoxious_mode_forward" "-back;+forward;alias checkfwd +forward; obnoxious_mode_speak"
alias "-obnoxious_mode_forward" "-forward;checkback;alias checkfwd none; obnoxious_mode_speak"
alias "+obnoxious_mode_back" "-forward;+back;alias checkback +back; obnoxious_mode_speak"
alias "-obnoxious_mode_back" "-back;checkfwd;alias checkback none; obnoxious_mode_speak"
alias "+obnoxious_mode_moveleft" "-moveright;+moveleft;alias checkleft +moveleft; obnoxious_mode_speak"
alias "-obnoxious_mode_moveleft" "-moveleft;checkright;alias checkleft none; obnoxious_mode_speak"
alias "+obnoxious_mode_moveright" "-moveleft;+moveright;alias checkright +moveright; obnoxious_mode_speak"
alias "-obnoxious_mode_moveright" "-moveright;checkleft;alias checkright none; obnoxious_mode_speak"

alias "obnoxious_mode_on0" "echo ~~OBNOXIOUS MODE ON~~; norm_bind; obnoxious_bind; alias obnoxious_mode_toggle0 obnoxious_mode_off; alias obnoxious_mode_toggle1 obnoxious_mode_off"
alias "obnoxious_mode_on1" "echo ~~OBNOXIOUS >>>>>GOD<<<<<-MODE ON~~; alias obnoxious_mode_wait_1 obnoxious_mode_wait_1_1; norm_bind; obnoxious_bind; alias obnoxious_mode_toggle1 obnoxious_mode_off; alias obnoxious_mode_toggle0 obnoxious_mode_off"
alias "obnoxious_mode_off" "echo ~~OBNOXIOUS MODE OFF~~; alias obnoxious_mode_wait_1 obnoxious_mode_wait_1_0; alias obnoxious_mode_toggle0 obnoxious_mode_on0; alias obnoxious_mode_toggle1 obnoxious_mode_on1; norm_bind"
alias "obnoxious_mode_toggle0" "obnoxious_mode_on0"
alias "obnoxious_mode_toggle1" "obnoxious_mode_on1"

alias "obnoxious_mode_wait_1_0" "wait 16; alias obnoxious_mode_wait obnoxious_mode_wait_2"
alias "obnoxious_mode_wait_1_1" "wait 16; obnoxious_fact; alias obnoxious_mode_wait obnoxious_mode_wait_2"

alias "norm_bind" "bind w +mfwd; bind s +mback; bind a +mleft; bind d +mright"
alias "obnoxious_bind" "alias +mfwd +obnoxious_mode_forward; alias -mfwd -obnoxious_mode_forward; alias +mback +obnoxious_mode_back; alias -mback -obnoxious_mode_back; alias +mleft +obnoxious_mode_moveleft; alias -mleft -obnoxious_mode_moveleft; alias +mright +obnoxious_mode_moveright; alias -mright -obnoxious_mode_moveright"

alias +mfwd "-back;+forward;alias checkfwd +forward;"
alias +mback "-forward;+back;alias checkback +back;"
alias +mleft "-moveright;+moveleft;alias checkleft +moveleft;"
alias +mright "-moveleft;+moveright;alias checkright +moveright;"
alias -mfwd "-forward;checkback;alias checkfwd none;"
alias -mback "-back;checkfwd;alias checkback none;"
alias -mback "-back;checkfwd;alias checkback none;"
alias -mleft "-moveleft;checkright;alias checkleft none;"
alias -mright "-moveright;checkleft;alias checkright none;"
alias checkfwd none
alias checkback none
alias checkleft none
alias checkright none
alias none ""

alias "pfact" "pfact0"
alias "pfact0" "say Research has found that good relationships are more important to a long life than exercise.; alias pfact pfact1"
alias "pfact1" "say Your brain does more creative work when you’re tired.; alias pfact pfact2"
alias "pfact2" "say People who have a strong sense of guilt are better at understanding other people’s thoughts and feelings.; alias pfact pfact3"
alias "pfact3" "say Optimistic beliefs about the future can protect people from physical and mental illness.; alias pfact pfact4  "
alias "pfact4" "say Holding hands with someone you love can alleviate physical pain as well as stress and fear.; alias pfact pfact5  "
alias "pfact5" "say Volunteers are significantly more satisfied with their lives than non-volunteers.;alias pfact pfact6"
alias "pfact6" "say The risk of both catching a cold or the flu and of having a particularly severe form of the infection drop if you exercise moderately.; alias pfact pfact7"
alias "pfact7" "say The placebo effect is getting more powerful over time. As medical technology improves, our faith in medicine becomes stronger.; alias pfact pfact8"
alias "pfact8" "say People who view TV crime shows consistently overestimate the frequency of crime in the real world.; alias pfact pfact9"
alias "pfact9" "say People with low self-esteem tend to “try” and humiliate others.; alias pfact pfact10"
alias "pfact10" "say Seeing others positively reveals our positive traits, seeing others negatively reveals our negative traits.; alias pfact pfact11"
alias "pfact11" "say Opposites don’t attract. You’re more likely to be attracted someone who looks and thinks the same as you do.; alias pfact pfact12"
alias "pfact12" "say Memories get distorted over time. The average human has at least one false piece of memory.; alias pfact pfact13"
alias "pfact13" "say Around 80% of human talk in groups, is complaining.; alias pfact pfact14"
alias "pfact14" "say We seem to ignore the ones who adore us & pay more attention to those who ignore us.; alias pfact pfact15"
alias "pfact15" "say Depression is the result of over thinking. The mind creates problems that didn’t even exist.;alias pfact pfact16"
alias "pfact16" "say Being with happy people makes you happier.;alias pfact pfact17"
alias "pfact17" "say Convincing yourself you slept well tricks your brain into thinking it did.;alias pfact pfact18"
alias "pfact18" "say Smart people underestimate themselves, and ignorant people think they’re brilliant.;alias pfact pfact19"
alias "pfact19" "say When you remember a past event, you are remembering the last time you remembered it.;alias pfact pfact20"
alias "pfact20" "say You can’t multi-task.alias pfact pfact;;alias pfact pfact21"
alias "pfact21" "say You want more choices and information than you can process.;alias pfact pfact22"
alias "pfact22" "say The ability to delay gratification or not starts young.; alias pfact pfact23"
alias "pfact23" "say Your unconscious knows first.;alias pfact pfact24"
alias "pfact24" "say You are hard-wired for imitation and empathy.;alias pfact pfact25"
alias "pfact25" "say Our 'strong tie' group size is 150 people.;alias pfact pfact26"
alias "pfact26" "say Bite-sized chunks of info are best.;alias pfact pfact27"
alias "pfact27" "say People assume it’s you, not the situation.;alias pfact pfact28"
alias "pfact28" "say Even the illusion of progress is motivating.;alias pfact pfact29"
alias "pfact29" "say Your mind wanders 30% of the time.;alias pfact pfact30"
alias "pfact30" "say Your most vivid memories are wrong.;alias pfact pfact31"
alias "pfact31" "say The more uncertain you are, the more you dig in and defend your ideas.;alias pfact pfact32"
alias "pfact32" "say Any friendship that was born in the period between 16 and 28 years of age is more likely to be robust and long lasting.;alias pfact pfact33"
alias "pfact33" "say Women generally prefer men with deep husky voices because they seem more confident and not aggressive.;alias pfact pfact34"
alias "pfact34" "say The people who give the best advice are usually the ones with the most problems.;alias pfact pfact35"
alias "pfact35" "say The smarter the person is, the faster he thinks, and the sloppier his handwriting is.;alias pfact pfact36"
alias "pfact36" "say Our emotions don’t affect the way we communicate. In fact, the very opposite is true: the way we communicate has an influence on our mood.;alias pfact pfact37"
alias "pfact37" "say The way a person treats restaurant staff reveals a lot about their character.;alias pfact pfact38"
alias "pfact38" "say People who have a strong sense of guilt are better at understanding other people’s thoughts and feelings.;alias pfact pfact39"
alias "pfact39" "say Men are not funnier than women: they just make more jokes, not caring whether other people like their humor or not.;alias pfact pfact40"
alias "pfact40" "say Shy people talk little about themselves, but they do this in a way that makes other people feel that they know them very well.;alias pfact pfact41"
alias "pfact41" "say Women have twice as many pain receptors on their bodies than men, but they have a much higher pain tolerance.;alias pfact pfact0"
Press <KEY 1> to toggle the 'Obnoxious mode'. Press <KEY 2> + <KEY 1> to toggle the 'Obnoxious GOD-MODE'. Press <KEY 1> again to toggle-off the Obnoxious mode or Obnoxious GOD-MODE.

Obnoxious mode: Makes you say random (potentially misleading and/or irritating) voice commands as you move/jump around.
Obnoxious GOD-MODE: Makes you say random (potentially misleading and/or irritating) voice commands as you move/jump around AND randomly spams a 'fact' about psychology every now and then into the chat.

Setup
1. Put the whole script into your autoexec.cfg.
2. Replace <KEY 1> and <KEY 2> in row 4 and 5 with your desired keys.
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