Pixie the fempyro dragon

A Config Script for Team Fortress 2

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alias pixie_start "bind 0 pixie_01"
pixie_start // Reset list to Start with every game session
echo "Spam Scripts: type pixie_start to initialise Pixie to 0"

alias pixie_01 "say You are playing 2fort, in a somewhat empty server.;bind 0 pixie_02"
alias pixie_02 "say Stuck at a 4v5, a peculiar fellow joins the server, named Pixie the Fempyro Dragon.;bind 0 pixie_03"
alias pixie_03 "say You decide to play Soldier.;bind 0 pixie_04"
alias pixie_04 "say You run into the BLU base, and steal their intel.;bind 0 pixie_05"
alias pixie_05 "say Im doing it! Im gonna cap the intel! you think, blasting your way to victory,;bind 0 pixie_06"
alias pixie_06 "say when all of the sudden an enemy pyro turns the corner.;bind 0 pixie_07"
alias pixie_07 "say His degreaser is aimed at you, and hes got an unusual pink Brigade Helm with orbiting hearts.;bind 0 pixie_08"
alias pixie_08 "say You fire a rocket, and you see the crimson lightning fly out of your launcher.;bind 0 pixie_09"
alias pixie_09 "say Its a random crit!;bind 0 pixie_10"
alias pixie_10 "say The pyro is done for!;bind 0 pixie_11"
alias pixie_11 "say But all of the sudden, the pyro DEFLECTS the rocket, dealing a lethal blow to you.;bind 0 pixie_12"
alias pixie_12 "say And in the killcam you see them do the Gas Blast taunt;bind 0 pixie_13"
alias pixie_13 "say Then, you see a message appear in chat.;bind 0 pixie_14"
alias pixie_14 "say Pixie the Fempyro Dragon Oowpsie!!!! 3 I made a big stinky OwO;bind 0 pixie_15"
alias pixie_15 "say You do not understand.;bind 0 pixie_16"
alias pixie_16 "say You try to respond but your hands are paralyzed.;bind 0 pixie_17"
alias pixie_17 "say A singular droplet of cold sweat streams down your nose.;bind 0 pixie_18"
alias pixie_18 "say Your confusion turns into terror as you glance at their profile picture, which is a BBW-futa anthro fox.;bind 0 pixie_19"
alias pixie_19 "say Your face turns red.;bind 0 pixie_20"
alias pixie_20 "say White spittle is coming out of the corners of your mouth.;bind 0 pixie_21"
alias pixie_21 "say You try to spam your lenny face bind but you simply cannot.;bind 0 pixie_22"
alias pixie_22 "say The terror fades away, and what remains is a sense of existential dread.;bind 0 pixie_23"
alias pixie_23 "say Nothingness.;bind 0 pixie_24"
alias pixie_24 "say You give up on even trying to move out of spawn.;bind 0 pixie_25"
alias pixie_25 "say Hours pass, days pass, and weeks pass.;bind 0 pixie_26"
alias pixie_26 "say pass. Engineers passing by on their way to the Intelligence would tell stories of you.;bind 0 pixie_27"
alias pixie_27 "say Hey, Dell, you see that stone-faced fella at resupply?;bind 0 pixie_28"
alias pixie_28 "say Why I have, Buck. Whats up with him?;bind 0 pixie_29"
alias pixie_29 "say Why I reckon he one of them AFK types.;bind 0 pixie_30"
alias pixie_30 "say The Engineers try to unravel the mystery, but never come close.;bind 0 pixie_31"
alias pixie_31 "say The secret remains buried inside of you, burning at your very core.;bind 0 pixie_32"
alias pixie_32 "say As the Engineers, Snipers, and Demomen of Teufort leave, you are all that remains of the server.;bind 0 pixie_33"
alias pixie_33 "say Your legacy is merely a whisper in the wind.;bind 0 pixie_01"
you gotta add exec pixie to your autoexec.cfg and the key to start the spam is "0" you gotta save that script as Pixie.cfg and put it in your config folder

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