Where is Fat Varka

Question

Every time a new female character comes out, it's all but guaranteed that there will be a slew of mods all trying to turn the latest additions to the cast into neolithic venus fetishes. The hotter the characters, the more absurd the range of body types modders are willing to entertain becomes, including levels of obesity that are physically unachievable in real life. Well, fine. It's good to have hobbies and all that. With that said, I can't help but notice a conspicuous absence of these energies being expended upon Teyvat's favorite Golden Boy. Varka with a beard? Sure, I guess. Boring, but to each their own. Varka shirtless, fine. Inevitable, really. Who gives a shit. Now where the hell is fat Varka? WHERE IS HE?!!!!!! You have a solemn duty to uphold here, guys. Your honor, nay, your very soul hangs in the balance.

BeidousBignaturals · Answer

As much as I'm one to dislike the random fetish mods, you have a point...

_Slaine_ · Answer

Who wants to look at a fat character in a video game?? T-T