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The Clean Cut (Muttonless Chops)
- A Mod for Team Fortress 2
You there! Yes you, with the mutton chops! Have you ever wanted to be so damn sexy that all the Med-, I mean ladies would gravitate to your mannly biceps and latch on and never let go? Well if you said yes, then we have the perfect look for you! Our high tech* (last year's model) facial hair trimmers will give you that dashing look you've been looking for! ... And to those of you that said "No", well too bad you son-of-a-beaches! We're coming for you next!
So while grooming my magnificent beard* (small stubble), I had the thought of the "Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe" with out the "Novelty Mutton Chops". So I put gas in the Blender and got to work, and while doing so I had the FANTASTIC idea of making two styles. One with the pipe and one without the pipe.
"But I don't want to have to sift through 2 models each time I want to have/not have the pipe!", said the you. Well I've solved that ever so plaguing pandemic! I've made it replace BOTH styles for the war pig! Yes, you heard right, with the simple flip of a style you can have/not have the pipe to go with your amazing hair!
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Now that this is a hat it will allow you to show off that beautiful* (Face so sinfully ugly it needed to be hid behind that helmet) face. Its also paintable! now you can be the first hipster in the 1960's!
> **Posted by FiveEyes**
> > **Posted by JadenLX**
> > Can You fix the third person bug?(Hair glitches out on thirdperson)
> The heck do you mean? Do you mean clipping? Pffft, that's a laugh. I can't do anything about the clipping, as VALVe made the model.
> Plus why are you complaining about clipping in TF2? The whole game is a clip fest.
Your kinda right
> **Posted by JadenLX**
> Can You fix the third person bug?(Hair glitches out on thirdperson)
The heck do you mean? Do you mean clipping? Pffft, that's a laugh. I can't do anything about the clipping, as VALVe made the model.
Plus why are you complaining about clipping in TF2? The whole game is a clip fest.
> **Posted by Genuine-Azelf.**
> Can you also do a version with just the beard and pipe? The hair kind of clips with the Team Captain, I think.
Yeah, I can include that later today.
> **Posted by AdzDuffRain**
> Could you make one without the pipe or is that impossible?
I don't even... you do realize that is one of the styles right?
> **Posted by Nova! vs. the Universe**
> Would be better if it replaced a misc, say the Menpo, as well as the War Pig, so people could have an option.
Then it wouldn't be visible at all. That's why I changed it to a hat, so you can actually SEE the hair that is usually hidden under a hat.