I know you think I've let recent events go to my head. This is not the case. Mr. Jack never lets such a thing happen. He is always Mr. Jack, he thinks with a clear mind, even when he is inebriated. As such, Mr. Jack is no professed troll, whether discussed or determined by such experts* as yourself.
( timcn ) does not explicitly nor implicitly endorse trolling. As a policy, we allow our members to act of their own free will and whatever may come of such behavior is generally accepted. ( timcn ) does not crush the independent thought or nature of our participants as this would defy the very origin of our founding. We are simply sending this letter as a reminder of what the ( timcn ) spirit was founded upon, this is in no way a repression of your continued free expression. ( timcn ) always listens to its members. The hierarchy is always listening to the concerns of its most pertinent members.
We hope your very important membership is continued in the future. Your membership is valued (whether or not you are drunk). You have been an integral part of our organization and will continue to be in the future.
Sincerely, Senator Jack of the Hierarchy
*General visitor of 4chan and /b/ which consists of trolls and faggotry, thus qualifying you as an expert in identifying such queerbags and ho's.