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Valkaerie

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Valkaerie Joined 2mo ago
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Valhallan Alliance Flag Affiliation: Valhallan Alliance

Valkaerie Valhallan Alliance Flag
Affiliation
Valhallan Alliance
Poop dealer
  • #1759034 ID Number
  • November 17, 2020 Join Date

Online Status

Status
Offline
Last Seen
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Bio

Political stance
pants-shitting-ism
Least favorite Cake
the bad kind
Coke or Pepsi
water
My Ride
ur mom lol
Xavier or Magneto
who?
First Game ever played
the shut-the-fuck-up game
Employer
god himself
Alignment
Chaotic Neutral
Favorite DC Superhero
i dont like superheros
Favorite DC Superhero
you got shit in your ears? i said i dont like superheros
School
cock and ball torture academy

Contact Info

Lamp
Rub hard it takes a bit to get me out of that cramped little thing

PC Specs

PC Case
trash i pulled out of a dumpster
CPU/Processor
trash i pulled out of a wendys dumpster
RAM/Memory
trash i pulled out of a toilet
Motherboard
trash i pulled out of my ass
Disk
trash i pulled out of a seedy alleyway
CPU Fan/Heatsink
trash i pulled out of a taiwanese ladyboy's ass
Case Fan
trash i pulled out of a nest of spiders
Water Cooling System
trash i pulled out of ED-209
Monitor
trash i pulled out of a halo ring
Graphics Card
trash i pulled out of the bat cave
PSU/Power Supply
trash i pulled out of a drink of water
Sound Card
trash i pulled out of a vat of moon cheese
Keyboard
trash i pulled out of a baby shower
Speakers
trash i pulled out of a dumpster (x2)
Mouse
trash i pulled out of shinra labs
Headset
trash i pulled out of a fossil
VR Headset
trash i pulled out of a jar of jellybeans
RAM/Memory Slot 1
trash i pulled out of a building's trash recepticle
RAM/Memory Slot 2
trash i pulled out of a storage unit for garbage
RAM/Memory Slot 6
trash i pulled out of a bin of hollywood celebrities from a decade ago
RAM/Memory Slot 4
trash i pulled out of a container containing waste objects

Software Kit

  • No software kit set!

Communities

The depression club
Woooooooooooo hooooooooooo

Gaming Devices

  • No gaming devices set!

Buddies

Medals

  • One month a member
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    One month a member
  • Returned 100 times
    Normal Medal
    Returned 100 times
  • Became a Studio Leader
    Normal Medal
    Became a Studio Leader

Points

27 Ranked n/a
  • 0 Submissions
  • 1 Subscribers
  • 27 Points
  • 3 Medals
  • 0 Featurings
  • 0 Thanked
  • 2mo Account age

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Messages

  • BonkMaykr avatar
    BonkMaykr username pic Joined 7mo ago
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    Valhallan Alliance Flag Affiliation: Valhallan Alliance
    256 points Ranked 55,657th
    13 medals 1 legendary 2 rare
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    • Returned 1000 times Medal icon
    • Became a Studio Leader Medal icon
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    BonkMaykr
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    1mo 1mo
    im laughing so hard at your pc specs section and desperately trying to make sure my dad does not hear me laughing while we watch 21 Strong because he gets really fucking pissed when someone laughs around marines fuck you lol
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  • BonkMaykr avatar
    BonkMaykr username pic Joined 7mo ago
    Passed out
    Valhallan Alliance Flag Affiliation: Valhallan Alliance
    256 points Ranked 55,657th
    13 medals 1 legendary 2 rare
    • Became a Ripe Supporter Medal icon
    • Thanked 50 submitters Medal icon
    • Returned 1000 times Medal icon
    • Became a Studio Leader Medal icon
    • Thanked 5 submitters Medal icon
    • One month a member Medal icon
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    BonkMaykr
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    Valhallan Alliance
    1mo

    had to upload with imgur b/c gb cdn is messed up
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