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Happy Thanksgiving!

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Happy Thanksgiving all! Today we remember the Great Turkey Uprising of 1623 that almost wiped out the Thirteen (British) (American) (No, they're British) (Actually, they were American.) Colonies. When the Turkey Armored Division crushed the 6th Ameribrit Army at the Battle of Baltimore, all seemed lost - but in secret, Briticans from the North were about to deploy their last hope and biggest gamble ever - the 20 foot megadeath robot we all know as the TurkeyHammer - piloted by none other than Sir Abraham Lincoln. Well, the rest is history. TurkeyHammer pushed quickly down the eastern seaboard, cutting down what some historians estimate to be roughly sixty eight trillion turkeys, pheasants, chickens and other poultry aggressors. Amazingly, the massive piles of carcasses are still supplying American supermarkets to this very day, almost 400 years later.

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