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Last year we decided to hire a marketing agency to help rebrand GameBanana, to help us appeal to a wider audience. The price was steep - one billion points plus unlimited BananaExchange games for life for everybody at the agency. After 6-months of development and consultation, countless focus groups and grueling all-nighters, we are finally ready to reveal the future of GameBanana: 

GameEgg.

Bananas are old news - The future is Eggs. Why? Studies show Eggs now have a convincing edge over Bananas, after a steady decline during early 2010's started to afflict the yellow fruit. Why for this decline you ask? Why the global shift to Eggs? The reasons are many - take some of these for example:

  • Versatility: Eggs are the Swiss Army Knives of food - they can be fried, scrambled, poached, boiled, even pickled. They're the base to countless other foods - bread, pies, cakes. What can you do with a banana? Peel and eat it? Cut it up over cereal? Do something gross like mash it into a sandwich like Grandpa does?
  • Energy density: Your average egg weighs 50 grams with 70 calories. Clumsy old bananas weigh in at 120 grams with 100 calories. The next time you hike Mount Everest, would you rather carry 100 eggs or 1000 bananas?
  • Waste to nutrient ratio: A banana's skin weighs as much as its contents. The much leaner egg is 95% edible. 
  • Use as a projectile: Eggs double as effective throwing weapons, with two attack modes: A) high explosive (un-cooked) and B) armor penetrating (hard-boiled). Bananas on the other hand do not even have the aerodynamic properties to fly in a straight line.
  • Barriers to production: Bananas are difficult to produce. You will need a Banana tree. These take many years to mature. Eggs come from chickens which are basically 3D printers.

How we are paying the marketing agency

I know, a billion points is a lot of points. That kind of points doesn't come out of thin air. So starting tomorrow, all members will be taxed 50% on points they receive. This will remain in effect until 2039. It's a sizeable tax, for sure, but the way I see it is this: simply post and submit mods twice as frequently as you currently do, and you shouldn't notice any difference in your point accumulation. Voila!

Those with Egg Allergies

Are you starting to sneeze every time you visit the site now? Sorry, there's nothing we can do.

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    To be honest GameEgg just seems to roll off the tongue better than GameBanana. :P
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    "Studies show Eggs now have a convincing edge over Bananas" we're in the shit now:( lmao
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    Banana won, bye bye egg >:D
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