Enjoy closing your eyes for an extended period of time.

Hallo sir. I am the choppa. You must get to me.

The end.

Redit: ALOS! WHY are is microcolt on your friends list. question mark.?

Dear Matt,

I know you think I've let recent events go to my head. This is not the case. Mr. Jack never lets such a thing happen. He is always Mr. Jack, he thinks with a clear mind, even when he is inebriated. As such, Mr. Jack is no professed troll, whether discussed or determined by such experts* as yourself.

( timcn ) does not explicitly nor implicitly endorse trolling. As a policy, we allow our members to act of their own free will and whatever may come of such behavior is generally accepted. ( timcn ) does not crush the independent thought or nature of our participants as this would defy the very origin of our founding. We are simply sending this letter as a reminder of what the ( timcn ) spirit was founded upon, this is in no way a repression of your continued free expression. ( timcn ) always listens to its members. The hierarchy is always listening to the concerns of its most pertinent members.

We hope your very important membership is continued in the future. Your membership is valued (whether or not you are drunk). You have been an integral part of our organization and will continue to be in the future.

Sincerely, Senator Jack of the Hierarchy

*General visitor of 4chan and /b/ which consists of trolls and faggotry, thus qualifying you as an expert in identifying such queerbags and ho's.

Your homepage sucks. It takes me to Comcast search. :/

Also, LOL at profile post delay.

Yo I told u on phone, HIS HD4670 IceQ AGP 8x or something daaaawg. Also I have a mad hangover. It's been awhile since i've had one of those...dakf

BAAWW

LOL. I was updating my specs sometime ago but somehow it either didn't save or I forgot to push the save button.

Don't be bashing that P4 yo, they are gangstas (especially mine). At least the 6600 is still SM 3.0 compatible.

Also I saw what you did to my PM inbox.

Yo! Whurrr are yooooooo?? My new video card wants to kick your ass.

It lives and it hungers for human flesh. I am back, biatch.

You are on the way to destruction. Make your time.

Don't forget to take off every Zig because imma chargin' mah lazar!

IE8 makes FPSB layout look like cocks.

Np m8, thanks! :D