Dick Vader and Balls of steel+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
There were only rumors about these weapons before, everybody were whispering their names in horror and now those weapons were finally found...
Secret Jedi order blade and explosive balls of steel. Before using them - you must learn the Jedi code:
There is no emotion, because of the Dick.
There is no ignorance, thanks to the Dick.
There is no passion, without the Dick.
There is no chaos, but the Dick.
There is no death, worship the Dick.
...and the mighty Balls...
Now - get them and bring horror to the battlefield. Punish the unrighteous with its power...
Remember, you can hold it with your hands, but your comrades and enemies may use it another way, holding it beneath... you can see it using alternative P_model.
Don't forget to throw mighty balls often, they would scare your enemies like hell, my padawan. Those that throw this kind of stuff are sick bastards and should be feared and scared. Use it as a key to a victory.
May the Dick be with you...
!AGAIN - THAT IS A JOKE SKIN, SO DON'T GET ABUSED WITH IT!