I'll see peace on Earth if I gotta fall out of the Jalopy every 20 feet.
The return of Beel. It takes a certain physique to be a soldier, and when Bill Overbeck sacrificed his flesh to push a button on a gasoline motor to move a big metal thing, he gave up his physique as a soldier. He knew then there was only one choice he had left if he was to continue his adventures, and that was to become a gnome.
Kinda worked, too.
Submitted this earlier this year, but deleted it shortly after because I felt it was bad. But got to thinking about it and after re-discovering I still had it in my Ep2, re-packaged it.
Keep him off the Steam Workshop, exclusive to GameBanana :U
Feel free to port him to Left 4 Dead 2, but lemme know first.