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Desert Bus! Celeste Edition

A Map for Celeste

desert bus in celes. ples liek

Desert bus is a fun game about driving a bus across a desert for awhile. It's really cool so i made it in celeste.

Jump almost the entire time in the map because of the really hot sand >~<

-contains-
crysal hear
celes
over 100 lines of well written code!
deser bus
fareweel ovrworl!

enjoy! dont complain about crashes.
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Cool Kids Club! - Completers w/Moonberry (Requires video.)
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Gamer Club! - Completion without moonberry (also requires video)
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  • This is the worst map I have ever played.
    I never throught it was possible to make even worse map than mine, but as I can see, it is.
    Everything in dialogues is in one box. The sun is extremely bad made, the sand hurts my eyes (I was looking at the kid-drawn sun the whole time). If you die, you spawn in ground, so you are soft-locked and have to restart. Your helper is completely useless as well. Only the disgusting sun bg and the sand.

    In short form:
    COMPLETE BULLSHIT WHERE YOU LOSE YOUR LIFE FROM 100 TO -9999999999 AND DESTROY KEYBOARD, PEN, CURTAIN, WALL, SOUP AND A CANDLE!!!! DO NOT PLAY THIS MAP FOR YOUR OWN GOOD AND HEATLH OF YOUR CHILDREN!
    0/10
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    I understand that this is a meme map. I'm giving feedback nonetheless since no one has gave some proper feedback on this map and I feel with its current state, something needs to be said.

    Right off the bat, the sun decal is intentionally bad, the sand tileset hurts the eyes after looking at it for more than 10 seconds, and the dialog isn't split up (everything is just on one textbox).
    My suggestions on fixing this is using the "sun" from Summit's stylegrounds and modify it a bit so it's just the sun (it looks nicer and it was drawn by Pedro, so it matches Celeste's art style). For the tileset, I suggest recoloring (and possible change the brightness/contrast) an already-existing tileset and using that. This removes the unwanting noise effect the existing tileset has and, if recoloring a vanilla tileset, it fits Celeste's overall art style. Lastly, for the dialog: I suggest sending your dialog to some of your friends for a read so they can give feedback. I also recommend splitting up the dialog so it's not a long paragraph for one text box. (I also want to say some dialog felt unneeded.)

    More on the decoration, the current state of the map feels bland, empty, and dull. I suggest some cacti, dead-bushes, and other desert-related plants, shrubs, etc. to be put into the map. I also recommend messing around with the bloom and darkness, as they can give a "bright" feel that deserts have.

    Now, for the long walk: it felt super prolonging to something very anti-climatic. The idea that you have to walk along a wasteland sounds cool, especially with the idea that you have to jump since the sand is hot is cool. What isn't cool is how poorly executed this map is. It's just blatantly awful. There isn't enough fun things that happen during this walk of hell. The occasional terrain didn't give a nice environment change as it only really happens on the second room and rarely in the rest.
    The "great speen" was very...strange. It felt like you're trying to give content in this desert, but it wasn't needed nor successful.
    The occasional dialog throughout this felt unneeded and further added to the anti-climatic end.
    My suggestion is add some content and give some variety to the walk: add some hazards or something that gives the player a challenge.

    The moonberry's collection is inherently problematic, as you can collect a key early and when trying to open 1 of the 2 keydoors, it's impossible to get the moonberry.

    For the coding aspect: The DeathTimer variable shouldn't be modified by jump, but rather by being on the ground.
    There is no reason for you to change the assist options. This isn't problematic per se, but other than "decheesing your map", this is just...bad.
    SaveData.Instance.Assists.DashMode = Assists.DashModes.Normal;

    in conclusion, this map is utter garbage and it obviously was created in 10 minutes. There is so much that could've been done that wasn't. Like seriously: there is no end to this map: no trigger or cutscene that ends the map. It's impossible to "beat" this. This just feels like an excuse for saying "I have a map", as there is nothing here. I had no enjoyment and was frequently pissed off at how bad the code was for calculating if you jumped from the sand.
    This isn't creative at all and gave me a headache that I actually played this. I rather have played "Trolled City".

    Lastly: having intentional crashes is just shit. Why? For shits and giggles? It's just another reason for someone to not play your map. Additionally, having your advertisement of this map having a disclaimer to say to not complain about the crashes is even worse.
    I don't give a shit if you updated it to not crash; the original idea was to crash. That's fucking horrible.

    Thank you for reading.

    Again, I want to reiterate that this is obviously a meme map. But there is just so much wrong with this and there is no true feedback to this shit.
    Please, just make something fun.
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    Donker19 Joined 2mo ago
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    One of the most awful maps I have ever played. Sometimes you'll just die for no reason and get sent back to the start. The "moonberry" is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen in a Celeste mod. The decoration is god awful, and it hurts me to look at the sand. Nothing here is creative. Your helper is awful as well, and I'm glad that I deinstalled it. This map is very bad, and not worth the space on anyone's PC. Please do not install it.

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  • not gonna lie, was not expecting the consequence actually happening for touching the sand for too long
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    I had this idea too bruh

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    Oh god now i have that feeling of holding my pee in :(
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ahron evres celes. that is how i mak map. art don is asepriteeeee

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