Can't we just settle this over a pint?
A slightly cropped (2:00) short from Shrek where he valiantly fights all of the Duloc soldiers after they carelessly insulted his ass.
Mod starts at [1:15-end]
Load time seems to increase only a little.
I've included an HQ version, which I've tested but don't use regularly. I prefer the low quality as it's a meme anyways and it saves space and (possibly?) loading time. It's up to you. Also HQ cuts off Farquaad a bit, in a bit of a comedic way.
The audio tends to jump off a bit. If I find a solution I'll update the mod. And if anyone knows how to fix it, hit me up yo. It's not a big problem because you tend to not pay attention, especially after seeing it a few times.
The "Super Smash Bros. Ultimate" overlay plays independently, but it plays at such a perfect time that it's too hilarious to fix.