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Fergi, Thick as shite

Fergi, Thick as shite

Aside from wanting to be Gwen Staffani and singing songs that couldn't actually get any closer to Gwen's sound, her new single London Bridge mirror's the sad real life thickness of that Texan Millionnaire who fell in Love with London Bridge and had it flown bit by bit to Texas, then realised, much like dopey old Fergi and the inordinate amount of thick people that must have helped researched her video, that they meant Tower Bridge not London Bridge.

In her video London Bridge, here's poor sad Fergi nowhere near London Bridge. It's Tower Bridge love.

Tower Bridge

London bridge

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  • Benki avatar
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    Fergie just... sucks in general. One of those artists which bore me with their shit music. I couldn't care which bridge she was singing about. Shouldn't be making a big deal over it tbh.

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    8 years ago:

    I love how you ignorant brits base your opinions on America on Fergie.

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    Fuck fergie, well actually not cuz shes ugly... and stupid... and retarded... AND UGLY D:

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    IM SORRY BUT WHA???? London bridge is an old song i herd this on the radio at the begining of 2007. And i gotta admit she is crap she cant act (planet terror) and she cant sing well alone. I think she should go and inject hot creamy butter into her butt hole. =]

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    Posted by Rekon Funny how she's rubbing up against the guard. Because really, if you even TOUCH a guard, they can beat the shit out of you.

    Dam right, although in the older times, they went allowed to move for anything. people used to put matches between there fingers and watch them just stand there :D

    But now they don't take any of it.

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    Funny how she's rubbing up against the guard.

    Because really, if you even TOUCH a guard, they can beat the shit out of you.

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    Ergghh so what

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    Posted by Wankertje her new single London Bridge

    That song is like 6 months old.

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    Posted by Reinier You didn't wrote that "wanker"tje..

    ? u're funny

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    Posted by KniteWulf
    Posted by ImzanE Meh... americans I'd still hit her.
    Hit her with a baseball bat? I'm down with that.

    Yep. And nice rhyme. Free thumb up.

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    You realise there have been TWO London Bridges. The first was made of wood and was made by the Romans, it was pulled down supposedly by Vikings in their Longboats in a raid on London.

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    Posted by ImzanE Meh... americans I'd still hit her.

    Hit her with a baseball bat? I'm down with that.

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    Did you ever think she used the Tower Bridge because it was more appealing and not as boring as the real London bridge. Also, the by "London Bridge" she meant her in general as in everytime he was around she wanted to have sex.

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    Well in America the London Bridge has always been the Tower Bridge. Hence the nursery rhyme "The London Bridge comes falling down falling down falling down..." I mean it's a song, so it's not a huge deal. But yeah people can be ignorant. Maybe she failed to understand the difference between the two, or she wanted the song to not stray far from the American image of the London Bridge.

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    Meh... americans I'd still hit her.

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    Posted by Moses Why won't the ghetto scene just end? It's been here for a long long time, and it's really stupid, don't people realize that?

    Here here.

    Pretty funny intro wankertje ^^

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    Why won't the ghetto scene just end? It's been here for a long long time, and it's really stupid, don't people realize that?

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    Actually, don't you think it's more appealing to have Tower Bridge than London Bridge? And I don't think she meant the actual London Bridge in the song. I heard it was something else and she wanted to show some kind of bridge in the video. Tower bridgge is just more appealing.

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    Thats why Americans shouldn't sing about stuff they don't know about. Anyone who has been to london would know the difference, they look nothing alike. And this only heightens the stereotype of dumb Americans.

    But still its quite funny :D

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    A lot of Americans and even quite a few Brits make the same mistake.

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