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What would you do in case of a zombie invasion?

Get to the shore, get on a boat, sail away to safety
31% (8)
Hide in a shelter, wait for the invasion to end
4% (1)
Grab some weapons, take on the horde myself
15% (4)
Join a colony of survivors, work together to stay alive
42% (11)
Get bitten, join the winning side, eat brains
8% (2)

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    1 year ago:

    I prefer staying in a survivors colony,if I go to the ocean in a boat I would probably get catched by G-Worm or the killer whale.

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    Posted by Digital Assassin 1) Find survivors.

    2) Get some guns.

    3) Start killing.

    Kill the survivors!

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    1) Find survivors.

    2) Get some guns.

    3) Start killing.

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    1 year ago:

    Screw drill platforms, Cruise ships are where it's at, it allows for mobility on the ocean, has room for agriculture, and has no backdoor entries.

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    Posted by Daan "Zombies" wouldn't be able to walk, hurhurr.

    I think he is talking about the living dead.

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    "Zombies" wouldn't be able to walk, hurhurr.

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    1 year ago:

    I don't really like partaking in zombie survival discussions for some reasons and cliche's I think others can agree with, and a lot of people seem to include in their survivalist fantasies:

    • Weapons and medical supplies are suddenly abundant
    • Everybody has a different definition of what a reanimating human really is
    • How does the entire world think that they will survive the zombie apocalypse? Where will all the zombies be then? Is there currently a zombie outbreak, but everyone is all doing really well at surviving it or something?
    • Swinging a fire-axe, crowbar, or similar bludgeon is difficult, and I guarantee doing so without ever even actually using either will destroy the shit out of your shoulder
    • You can't just bandage / syringe a wound and expect it to be all better
    • You can't just find the local police station and loot it of all it's supplies and not expect severe consequences later on

    I'm personally going to go with the 1st option, because I think surviving on an oil rig would be a pretty good settlement for the zombie apocalypse. And even in the slightest chances of an airborne plague epidemic, you would be so far overseas that it wouldn't even be a problem.

    I would join a colony of survivors if I survive long enough to find a colony of survivors...

    Never ally with people you don't know or trust in any kind of survival-of-the-fittest situation. The human race is notorious itself for forming pirates, bandits, etc. just for greed and the evasion of death. You could be barely paying attention and another survivor could easily plunder you and leave you to the zeds

    Edit: Oh, I posted another wall of text, basically shows why I don't like taking part in these discussions XD

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    Posted by Robo Typhoon I chose the first option, because theoretically, it's the only one which amounts to safety.

    I get seasick really easily so no boats for me x(

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    I would be heading to the shore, because theoretically, it's the only option which amounts to safety.
    Reminds me of derpcat's old poll, I'll just sail away to my island with no internet, aha.

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    I would join a colony of survivors if I survive long enough to find a colony of survivors...

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  • Get to the shore, get on a boat, sail away to safety
    1 year ago
  • Get bitten, join the winning side, eat brains
    1 year ago
  • Join a colony of survivors, work together to stay alive
    1 year ago
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  • Join a colony of survivors, work together to stay alive
    1 year ago
  • Join a colony of survivors, work together to stay alive
    1 year ago
  • Join a colony of survivors, work together to stay alive
    1 year ago
  • Join a colony of survivors, work together to stay alive
    1 year ago
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    Ankh
  • Join a colony of survivors, work together to stay alive
    1 year ago
  • Join a colony of survivors, work together to stay alive
    1 year ago
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    Clener74
  • Grab some weapons, take on the horde myself
    1 year ago
  • Grab some weapons, take on the horde myself
    1 year ago
  • Get to the shore, get on a boat, sail away to safety
    1 year ago
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    Devieus
  • Get to the shore, get on a boat, sail away to safety
    1 year ago
  • Get bitten, join the winning side, eat brains
    1 year ago
  • Join a colony of survivors, work together to stay alive
    1 year ago
  • Join a colony of survivors, work together to stay alive
    1 year ago
  • Get to the shore, get on a boat, sail away to safety
    1 year ago
  • Get to the shore, get on a boat, sail away to safety
    1 year ago
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    zamphire
  • Get to the shore, get on a boat, sail away to safety
    1 year ago
  • Get to the shore, get on a boat, sail away to safety
    1 year ago
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