That is all.

I bet no one reads this; if you're one of the few, leave me a message. Of course, this place is constantly prone to change.

I expect the inevitable.

I bet I'm the least acknowledged person here, don't deny it, you don't give two shits about me.

There are no leaders, only followers.

Game devs aren't born, they're released; they don't die, they get taken off the shelf; they don't get kids, they release sequels.

Some people seem to think I'm from the future because I can compile for Black Mesa, when really it's more of an arcane magic, since it's using Source 2007 SDK.

If you didn't do shit, you don't deserve credit.

This page has goggle drawings, I should probably make a big canvas at one point.

"This is why we beta test."

They say a genius' workplace looks like a mess, and I'd say this place is a sty.

Every map has potential to be anything, no exceptions.

No submission should ever get a 10, it would imply perfection, but nothing is without flaw; something that is perfect now, will still be perfect tomorrow, as well as yesterday.

I'm a jack of most trades, it seems; but there's too much trades these days to be a jack of all of them.

The best way to learn is with a teacher, the best way to improve is with more teachers, the best way to develop your own style is with no teachers at all.

As a Chinese proverb: One master will teach you the ways of the warrior, more masters will teach you the secrets of the warrior, no master will teach you the instincts of the warrior.

My primary source of inspiration is shoddy work; the best way to figure out what you're supposed to do next, whether it be a skin, a map, or music, is to look at bad examples and see how you can improve yourself to be better than that. Over time, as you improve, what you perceive as 'bad' will outgrow what you perceive as 'good', it is at that point you yourself have gotten good at it.

All is fair in love and wargames, except cheating.

Imagine what my überstyle would be like with me being who I am; I guess it looks sorta like this.

My profile broke, I like the way it looks, thinking/coloring outside the box and all that.

Some people can't see a good idea if it hits them in the face; then again, an idea that would hit someone in the face is probably not very good to begin with.

Am I part of the strongly connected component yet?

Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day, teach a man to fish and you lose a customer; so why do I keep teaching people stuff?

E.T. is known to be the worst game, but isn't Big Rigs worse?

Remember when games used to be fun?

Are games art? Ask the 2D and 3D artists, the orchestra, and the architects if what they do is art. Tell them square in the face it's not art, and they'll lynch you where you stand.

I suck at making enemies.

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No plot? No problem!

Do Bronies worship the IPU?

If you're paranoid, it just means you think you're a person of interest.

What if marriage before sex was taboo, and Jesus was a woman?

By the time of writing, all the YouTube videos combined would be longer than an average person's life; in a couple of years, so would the result of any single word search. Life's too short for reruns.

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people who won't answer questions because they think it's stupid.

I wonder how many people's dictionary I've fucked up by thinking my name is the correct way of spelling it.

Skyloft must have the most stagnant economy ever.

This module should be compulsory for every member on this site.

Fuck women, gently.

Noun:
chayhem
chaos+mayhem.

Any question? No? Class dismissed.