Like to stay up late? Here's a club for you!

We're the Nightowls. Sleep when you're dead.

Remember: The Nightowls will not be held responsible for anything that occurs or the actions you take while depriving yourself of sleep. However, if you feel compelled to inform us of an occurrence and/or action that happened while you were really, really tired, most of us will not only be amused, but we will reward you with respect/laughter.

The Nightowls recommend that you avoid the following activities while suffering from sleep deprivation: -Talking online with important people. -Attempting to connect the dots that you are hallucinating. -Asking multiple girls for sex. -Driving. -Operating heavy equipment. -Deciding that its about time that you organized your room. -Taking skydiving lessons. And any other activity where lack of attention may result in death/impairment/copious loss of blood. Thank you, bob (Nightowl founder and spiritual leader)

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